Leo: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
Nico: uh...
Leo: It becomes daytrogen!
Nico: I'm going to bed...
Jason: good nitrogen
Frank: sleep tightrogen
Percy: don't let the bed bugs bitetrogen
Leo: *breaks pencil*
Leo: ITS DEAD, IM A MURDERER
Piper: Leo, pencils can't-
Nico: *senses death* he's not wrong, we should turn him into the cops.
Leo: *starts crying*
Nico: *calls 911*
911: 911, how can I help you?
Piper: yeah so, I just witnessed a pencil homicide
911: *hangs up*
Leo: *is still crying*
Piper: I mean, smaller animals are more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled in.
Frank: That's ridiculous, give me an example of this.
Annabeth: spiders
Jason: Wasps
Hazel: Terriers
Percy: Nico
Leo (to Percy): So, if the earth is 75% water, that means you can control 75% of it....
Percy: *eyes sparkling*
Annabeth: *trying to cover Percy's ears* Leo, you little piece of- don't give him ideas, thank you
Percy: I just had the weirdest thought
Jason: ok...go on...
Percy: If you are the security guard at Samsung, does they make you guardian of the galaxies?
Leo: oh my gods
Percy, Jason and Leo: *contemplate life in a corner*
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
