Chiron: I love my demigods. They are too good for this world. I'm proud of them.
Percy: *explodes and floods the restrooms*
Annabeth and Clarisse: *scream at each other*
Leo, Nyssa and Harley: *burn their cabin*
Travis and Connor: *make pranks around camp*
Nico: *eats a happy meal instead of helping*
Chiron: My beautiful children.
*Before a counselor meeting*
Chiron: Will, it's your turn to take notes. Ok?
Will: *gives him a thumbs up*
*After the meeting*
Chiron: Can I have your notes Will?
Will: *looking up from an intense game of hangman with Nico* Uhhh....
Chiron: *sigh* Why do I deal with these ADHD kids?
Chiron: So, you lied to me?
Percy: Depends on how you define lying.
Chiron: Well, I define it as not telling the truth.
Annabeth: I say it's reclining your body in a horizontal position.
Chiron: Get out of my office.
Percy and Annabeth m: Absolutely.
Connor after meeting: I still don't understand.
Chiron: Oh don't worry. Nico took some notes.
Nico: *looks up from notepad* what?
Chiron: Nico, pass Connor the notes.
Nico: Oh, I just drew this butterfly.
Percy: You call it a near death experience.
Leo: We call it vibe check from the Fates!
Chiron: ...
Percy: I hear the clock ticking. Tick-tock Tick-tock
Chiron: What do you want Percy?
Percy: No chores for the rest of my life!
Chiron: You can have a day off tomorrow.
Percy: Deal!
Young Annabeth: Chiron, what's the best way to get revenge on the Stoll brothers?
Chiron: The best revenge is letting go.
Annabeth: ....
Annabeth: Mr. D, what's the best-
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
