Rachel: What's a synonym of catastrophe?
Annabeth: Percy
New camper: *flirts with Will*
Piper: You're awfully quiet Nico.
Nico: *looking at the camper* Nobody plans a murder out loud.
Percy: Nico is the sweetest most pure thing in the entire world we must protect him at all costs.
Nico: *summons an army of skeletons during capture the flag*
Percy: So pure and innocent.
Leo: If you ever feel safe, please remember that I'm out there somewhere.
Nico: What if I play it on my monster proof phone that Leo gave me? It'll be quick.
Chiron: We are not that playing the imperial march when Zeus gets here.
Percy: Do you want a protein shake bro?
Jason: Nah bro
Percy: Why bro?
Jason: Cause you're the only one that gives me strength bro
Percy: Bro
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
