Persephone: I need some serotonin.
Hades: *stands up*
Hades: *sits back down*
Persephone: What's wrong?
Hades: I forgot what serotonin was for a second and I was gonna go to the library, figure out what is was, and then get some, to give it to you.
Persephone (in her head): He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit!
Persephone and Hades: *staring into each other's eyes*
Poseidon: *loudly opens a can of coke*
Hades: Poseidon! We were having a moment!
Poseidon: And I'm having a can of coke.
Hades: I consider myself a mature and advanced god (compared to Poseidon and Zeus)
Hades: I am above all of you and-
Persephone: Hey, I went to Starbucks to get a drink, and there was a McDonald's nearby so I got you a happy meal!
Hades: noice
Hades: Did Persephone really just tell me she loved me for the first time, or did I imagine it?
Thanatos: Yeah...
Hades: And I really responded with finger guns?
Thanatos: Yep, you did.
Hades: FOUR MONTHS-
Hecate: What's wrong with him?
Persephone: *giggling* It's nothing-
Hades: THATS HOW LONG YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT-
Hecate: So?
Hades: THAT PLANT WAS NICO AND SHE DIDNT TELL ME!
Persephone: *starts laughing*
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
