Apollo: My sons bf has a good taste in music.
Hades: Are you talking about MY son?
Apollo: No, I'm talking about MY sons bf...
Hades: ...who is also MY son.
Apollo and Hades: ......
Apollo: yeah, but it doesn't really matter because he's almost MY son-in-law.Will: Dad can-
Apollo: We talk about that Hades kid? Sure.
Will: No dad-
Apollo: We can talk about how you secretly love bickering with him...
Apollo: Or about how much you love watching him sword fighting.....
Apollo: Or how you're too nervous to ask him out.
Will: No dad
Apollo: Do you want me to ask him out for you? I got a way with-
Will: NO DAD, I WAS GONNA ASK YOU TO PASS ME THAT ROLL OF BANDAGES.
Apollo: *handing over the bandages* But still...I bet you like the way his hair flows in the wind right?Apollo: So....uncle....you do know that our children are...kinda together...but...
Hades: ......
Apollo: Let me show you *shows live feed of the demigods, Nico pinned against a wall, Will teasing him*
Hades: *shields his eyes* Why do I have to see this Apollo? I have no intention of invading my sons personal life.
Apollo: Stop being a prude and look!
Hades: *looks* unacceptable!
Apollo: I know right?
Hades: I taught him better than this!
Apollo: Exactly!
Hades: My son should be topping yours!
Apollo: *sputters*Apollo's first night at CHB
Apollo: Nico, this is NOT your cabin.
Nico: It's alright, I have a doctors note.
Apollo: ....
Nico: ......
Apollo: I don't know wether I should be grossly offended that you're sleeping with my son in my cabin.
Apollo: Or if I should be extremely proud.
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...