Percy at Zeus: *bows* Hello, your royal drama queen. Will I be dead when this is over?
Percy at Poseidon: Hi dad! How's Tyson?
Percy at Hera: *flips her off* You ain't gonna make me forget my wise girl.
Percy at Athena: I'm dating your daughter, so please don't kill me. It'll make her sad.
Percy at Aphrodite: Please stop messing with my live life more than it needs to. Also, there's something going on with Nico and Will, you might wanna check that out.
Percy at Ares: FIGHT ME BISH *stabs arm*
Percy at Hephestus: Could you make me an engagement ring? It would be an honor.
Percy at Dionysus: It's PERCY JACKSON ok? It's not that complicated.
Percy at Apollo: I don't really appreciate you.
Percy at Artemis: I do appreciate you, so don't kill me.
Percy at Demeter: Cereal is cool. Just make it blue.
Percy at Hermes: I'm sorry, I could have been better. Thank you for the vitamins.
Percy at Hades: You're not that dramatic. You're chill. Stay that way.
Percy at Hestia: YOURE THE BEST. I LOVE YOU. YOU DESERVE THE WORLD. THANK YOU.
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Percy at the gods: Listen you little shits-
Percy: Except you Hestia.
Percy: You're an angel and we're all privileged to have you here.
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
