Hera: Zeus cheated on me again!
Persephone: *sipping a Frappuccino and texting Hades* sucks for you
Poseidon: I don't know if I'll ever find love
Hades: *while picking flowers for Persephone* That's sad, Alexa play despacito
Hades: darling, what's wrong?
Persephone (drunk): *scratching two of Cerberus heads while crying* I don't have enough hands
Hades: Darling, where did that plant come from?
Persephone: it's called hibiscus, do you like it?
Hades: it's Nico right?
Persephone: .....no.....
Hades: ........
Persephone: ....yes.....
Hades: *sigh* just make him human again before dinner
Hades: *wakes up Persephone at 4am* Do you like me?
Persephone: I married you
Hades: Yes, but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife? Unclear
Persephone: you're smiling, did something good happen?
Hades: can't I smile because I feel like it?
Poseidon: Zeus tripped and fell in the peeking lot
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
