Persephone: Honey, I'm hungry. Is there anything for dinner?
Hades: Yes-
Persephone: Ok I'll just-
Hades: You know what, I'm gonna try to cook dinner for you.
Amphitrite: Poseidon, I'm starving.
Poseidon: Me too. Wanna go to McDonald's?
Hera: Zeus, I'm hungry.
Zeus: And what am I supposed to do?!
Aphrodite: It's kinda cold-
Ares: Here, have my jacket.
Hera: I'm cold.
Zeus: ...
Hera: Oh, I'm freezing! I'm gonna die, it's so cold.
Zeus: ...
Hera: Um, are you not gonna help me?
Zeus: Dam, Hera, I cant control the weather.
Hera: *points at Aphrodite*
Zeus: oh
Anyone: Zeus is the father of this new god/demigod, again.
Hera: *starts throwing chairs and has to be restrained*
That's it. That's Greek mythology.
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
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