《Wakfu King of Cards》 [Wakfu X Male Reader]

Stupid Little Non-Cannon Thing I Thought of

[Not a real chapter, just something a little funny.]

Inside of a small room or hallway, Y/n and Cleo stood together preparing themselves for something.

Cleo: "You ready for this?"

Y/n: "Not really."

Cleo: "It'll be fine."

Cleo then quickly kissed Y/n on the cheek before they both quickly began their plan, walking into a room together.

Cleo: "Eva, we have something to tell yo-"

Y/n: "BLLGHAH!"

*SLAT!*

《Back in the hall》

Y/n: "I think that went well."

Cleo: "You threw up and we both left."

Y/n: "Thats all in the past."

Cleo: "It was literally 5 seconds ago."

Y/n: "Thats all a matter of opinion."

Cleo: "No it isn't, let's try again."

《Back in the Room》

Cleo: "Eva we have something to tell yo-"

Y/n: "*Inhale*"

*THUD!*

《Hall》

Y/n: "I chloroform myself didn't I?"

Cleo: "Yeah..."

Y/n: "Yeah..."

Cleo: "DON'T DO IT AGAIN! Look, you take the lead this time."

《Room》

Y/n: ".... Hagubu, blahahaa."

《#2》

Y/n: "You see the thing is, Cleo and I- *Pulls out Garren Rouzer* I'll just kill her!"

Cleo: "WOAH! *Quickly tries to take Garren Rouzer*"

《#3》

Y/n: "Mom! Dad! I'M GAY!"

Cleo: "WRONG! I hope..."

《#2 again》

Y/n: "IF I SHOOT HER WE CAN MAKEOUT! THIS CAN BE SO EASY!"

《#4》

Y/n without legs: "You see, when two people spend a lot of time together-"

Cleo: "WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS!?"

《#5》

Y/n in Suitic: "君の妹とセックスしてる
[Kimi no imōto to sekkusu shi teru]

Cleo in Suitic: "違う!"
[Chigau]

《#6》

Y/n: "Ev-

*ZOOM!*

Heisei: "I'M FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE! TELL HER SHE'S UGLY!"

Y/n: "YOUR CHUBBY!"

Cleo: "YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT!?"

《#2》

Y/n: "*Still Wrestling with Cleo for the Garren Rouzer* NOOOOOOO!!!!"

《Hallway》

Y/n: "... I'm really bad at this arn't I?"

Cleo: "Yeah, Eva's never gonna find out about us."

Y/n: "OH THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING!?"

Y/n then rushes into the room with Cleophee following behind her.

Y/n: "EVA, I KNOW THIS IS HARD FOR YOU TO HEAR BUT I AM DATING AND HAVE HAD DRUNK SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!"

Evangeline: "What?"

Percedal: "Hey guy-"

*BANG!*

Percedal: "GAHAA!"

Y/n in Garren Jack Form: "WHOOPS!"

Cleo: "I think that went well!"

I just wanted to do this cause it felt perfect!

Anyway!