Roman's POV
*filming YouTube video*
Roman: Welcome back to another 'Pick-up lines with Roman'! I am Roman as you all know.
Virgil:*In the background* Are you doing another of your weird YouTube videos?
Roman:Are you going to help or be a distraction?
Virgil:I'll silently judge you from here.
Roman:Be that way. Anyway back to the video. A popular pick-up line is 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?' but-
Virgil:Boo!
Roman:What happened to the silent part of judging me?
Virgil:Got boring.
Roman:How dare you disrespect me in front of my adoring fans!
Virgil:You mean your four subscribers?
Roman:*gasps dramatically* It's actually six subscribers! And they are the best fans I could ask for!
Virgil:Even Remus?
Roman:Besides him.
Virgil:*snorts*
~time skip brought to you by Crofters the only jelly I will put in my belly~
Roman:*whispers* Welcome back to another 'Pick-up lines with Roman' I'm Roman as you all know and I found a great pick-up line to ask Virgil out with.
Roman:*grabs the camera and hides it in the commons with a view of Roman*
Virgil:*Walks in from the kitchen* Whatcha doing in here, Princey?
Roman:I must be a snowflake because I just fell for you. *winks*
Virgil:*blushes* A-are you joking?
Roman:*grabs Virgil's hand and kisses it* never.
Virgil: I must be a snowflake too. *Spots camera*
Virgil:Did you record this!? *rushes to turn off the camera*
~another time skip brought to you by Hello Fresh~
Roman:I'm back with another 'pick-up lines with Roman'! Update on the last vid. Virge and I are dating! I asked him out and of course he said yes.
Virgil:*walks in* Um, last I remember I asked you.
Roman: That's not how I remember it!
Virgil: Sure, Princey.
Roman:Shut up, Emo nightmare!
Virgil: Is that how you talk to your boyfriend?
Roman:My apologies, Princess. *kisses his cheek*
Virgil: Don't call me that!
Roman: *smirks*Whatever you wish, Princess.
I know it's short but at least it's a change from the angst. Have a good week, Kiddos!
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Sander sides oneshots
FanfictionObviously these are one shots, hence the name. No smut but maybe some fluff. I will be focusing on Logicality and Prinxiety but there will be some Demus. Trigger warnings will be at the beginning of the chapters. Edit: I'm adding more ships.
