(Mipha is back online)
Mipha: Um... hello anyone?
(Revali is back online)
Mipha: Hi Revali...
Revali: What's cooking fishsticks?
Mipha: That's not nice...
Revali: Sushi Roll? Raw fish?
Mipha: Stop...
Revali: I know, Link's tuna salad?
Mipha: No!!!
(Revali changed Mipha's name to Link's Tuna Salad)
Link's Tuna Salad: What are you doing?!
(Revali changed chat settings)
Revali: Now it's permanent :D
Link's Tuna Salad: NOO!!!!!
Revali: :p
Link's Tuna Salad: Change it back!!!
Revali: Not before Link gets a taste of his salad
Link's Tuna Salad: Please!!!
Revali: No
Link's Tuna Salad: Please...
Revali: No
Link's Tuna Salad: Please... I'm begging you....
Revali: What? Is Mipha Wipha nervous her Linky Binky will see her name?
Link's Tuna Salad: You're hurting my feelings!!!!
Revali: Aww....
(Daruk is back online)
Revali: Ayy, big boulder is back!
Daruk: Geez Rev, cut it out.... wait, who's....
Link's Tuna Salad: Take a guess
Daruk: That's the best thing I've seen all week XD
Revali: Sometimes... I even surprise myself
Link's Tuna Salad: 😭
Daruk: Okay, I think you should change it back Revali
Revali: Nah
Link's Tuna Salad: Please....
(Link is back online)
Link's Tuna Salad: !!!!!!!!
Link: Wha... hey, who's this now?
Revali: Your dinner
Link: ?
Revali: Specially prepared just for you
Link: Um...
Revali: With a hint of Zora in there
Daruk: XD
Link's Tuna Salad: Link!!! I'm so sorry!!!
Link: Yeah.... it's okay...
Revali: What's the matter Link? Don't you want to take a bite out of her?
Link: No... I wouldn't mind taking a bite out of you
Revali: ....
Link: Of course, if seasoned well
Revali: Hey now wait right there yo-
(Urbosa is back online)
Link: ...
Revali: Looks like the warden finally showed up
Urbosa: You wish.
Link's Tuna Salad: Hey Urbosa...
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...