(Link is back online)
Link: ....
Link: ....
Link: Hello?
Link: ....
(Saria is back online)
Link: Oh.
Saria: Hey bruder!!!
Link: Brother.
Saria: Aww come on! Isn't Muzu enuff already wit school?
Link: Not until you learn your spelling young lady.
Saria: :(
Link: Why don't we work on flipping that little smile of yours?
Saria: ..... :)
Link: Heh... anyway, where are you right now? I've been looking around and couldn't spot you at all.
Saria: Me?
Link: Yes you. Look, we talked about this.
Saria: Talked abut wat?
Link: You have to tell me or Mipha where you're going.
Saria: I told mom.
Link: ....
Saria: Mom said I can go
Link: .....
Saria: Daddy?
Link: ..
Saria: I can call yu dat, right?
Link: Yeah... um... just, be safe where you are
Saria: Don't worry! Sidon will protuct me!!! :D
Link: That's good then
Saria: I'm gunna go now! Were jumping off cliffs!!
Link: WHOA WHOA HOLD ON RIGHT TH-
(Saria has gone offline)
Link: She's gonna get herself killed...
Link: Geez... I don't feel so good..
(Urbosa is back online)
Link: Heya Urbosa...
Urbosa: Sav'saaba Link. How are you fairing today?
Link: Okay, I guess....
Urbosa: Mipha fed you another of her raw crab dishes?
Link: No...
Urbosa: Seriously, I nearly threw up seeing that one. How can they eat such... things?
Link: ..
Urbosa: Alright, fess up. What's going on?
Link: Well...
Urbosa: Aunt Urbosa is waiting
Link: ...
Urbosa: Emphasis on 'waiting.' I'm not going anywhere till I find out.
Link: Mipha... we... got into a big fight this morning..
Urbosa: And?
Link: She won.
Urbosa: ?
Link: Actually, it was more of a massacre. She kicked me out of the house.
Urbosa: Care to give any reasons? I mean... this sounds bizarre
Link: That's the problem. I don't know why.
Urbosa: ..
Link: She wasn't feeling too well last night, so I made her some chicken soup before tucking her in.

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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...