(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: Hey everyone! Merry Christm... wait, were not there yet..
(Urbosa is back online)
Urbosa: Sav'saaba Daruk
Daruk: Hiya Urbosa
Urbosa: I see you almost said it again this year 😅
Daruk: What's that?
Urbosa: Remember last year when you went all over Hyrule wishing everyone a Merry Christmas?
Daruk: ...?
Urbosa: On Christmas Eve
Daruk: Ohh, no wonder they looked at me all weird
Urbosa: Anyway... how is life holding there at Death Mountain?
Daruk: Nothing new, really. All the Gorons got out today to decorate their homes
Urbosa: That's nice. I'd visit you if I had the chance, but your place is a bit too... hot for my liking
Daruk: Probably why we don't get too many tourists XD
Urbosa: Seriously... I sometimes wonder how you Gorons put up with such extremities on a daily basis...
Daruk: It's just how we are I guess. Where's Revali anyway? He'd usually pop up and abuse us by now
Urbosa: Well...
Daruk: Well?
Urbosa: You weren't here last time but.. Zelda told me she banned Revali
Daruk: ...
Urbosa: Yeah.
Daruk: Why?
Urbosa: Is that supposed to be a question?
Daruk: Nevermind.
(Mipha is back online)
Daruk: Hey Mipha!
Urbosa: Mipha!! Great to see you again!
Mipha: Hi you two :D
Daruk: What are you up to on this Christmas Eve?
Mipha: Ohh, just helping Father and Sidon decorating the throne room
Urbosa: Aww getting into the Christmas spirit! How's my favorite, little Zora doing???
Mipha: Heh, he seems to be growing little by little every day!
Daruk: Sounds like he's going to outgrow you
Mipha: At this rate, Sidon will be twice my height in several years!
Urbosa: ...
Daruk: Wow.. that's um..
Mipha: Royal genetics
Daruk: Makes sense.. I guess. Where's our Hylian at?
Mipha: Link's decorating the house and cooking up Christmas dinner :)
Urbosa: Cooking? Isn't that sacrilegious over there?
Mipha: Actually...
Urbosa: Don't Zoras eat their food raw?
Daruk: That's what I always knew
Mipha: It took a few days, but I taught him how to prepare traditional Zora dishes
Daruk: Say what now?
Mipha: My sweet Hylian can make Carp Fin soup almost as good as my mother used to make it
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...