Link & Champions Group Chat

Zelda's Birthday

(Link is back online)

Link: .....

(Mipha is back online)

Mipha: Oh... hi Link...

Link: Um, hey Mipha..

Mipha: How are you?

Link: Good... you?

Mipha: Fine... I guess....

Link: That's nice to hear...

(Revali joined Champions Hangout)

Mipha: .......

Link: Wait..

Revali: I've seen little kids communicate better than you two saps

Mipha: How did you.. join?

Revali: Someone sent me an invite

Mipha: But then wh-

Revali: Oh, I don't know :)

Mipha: Plea-

(Revali changed Mipha's name to I want Link)

Link: ......

I want Link: AHH CHANGE IT BACK!!!

Revali: Fine fine, but only if you say please ;)

I want Link: Please......

(Revali changed I want Link's name to Link's Fishlover)

Link: ;-;

Link's Fishlover: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!

(Revali made Link's Fishlover's name permanent)

Link's Fishlover: AHHHHHHHHHH

Link: ....

(Revali changed Link's name to Zelda is my Waifu)

Zelda is my Waifu: WHAT THE HELL REVALI

Revali: You know it's true :D

Zelda is my Waifu: But don't do it in front of her!!

Mipha: ......

Revali: Why not? Got to make things spicy here

Link's Fishlover: Link doesn't even like me!!!!

Zelda is my Waifu: Wait...

Revali: No no, please continue Mipha dear. I have to write this all down.

Link's Fishlover: YOU'RE NOT HELPING :'(

(Urbosa is back online)

Urbosa: ...... What in Naboris is going on here???

Revali: Nothing at all

Urbosa: Oh come on, cut it out Revali.. do you know what today even is?

Revali: The day you realize that Zelda is actually your biological daughter?

Urbosa: ........

Revali: I just had you exposed

Urbosa: I swear I'll eat you alive in front of your mother

Revali: Whoa whoa whoa now! We have children here!!!

Zelda is my Waifu: I'm 17.

Urbosa: Please change Mipha's name.

Zelda is my Waifu: What about me?

Urbosa: We all know you want to keep it.

Revali: Alright, fine.. BUT only because I'm a nice guy