(Revali is back online)
Revali: HELLO YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
Revali: HAPPY NEW YEARS FROM YOURS TRULY, THE ONE AND ONLY, LORD REVALI
(Urbosa is back online)
Revali: HELLO BEAUTIFUL!!!
Urbosa: ....
Revali: Aren't you gonna say hi?
Urbosa: Did you get drunk again? -_-
Revali: Drunk? Who's drunk?
Urbosa: I made my point. Well, I don't want to be stuck with you here anyw-
Revali: WAIT!!
Urbosa: .... what.
Revali: I... I...
Urbosa: Spill it out Rev, I don't have all day here.
Revali: I LOVE YOUUU
Urbosa: ....
Revali: :D
Urbosa: Um....
Revali: 🥰
Urbosa: I can't tell if you're sincere or actually drunk..
Revali: But that counts as cheating on my bed... aww shucks, that's tough...
Urbosa: Yeah... your past your limit.... :(
(Urbosa has gone offline)
Revali: Was it something I said?
Revali: .... AWW HURRY UP EVERYONE. I WANT SOME FRIED CHICKEN AND HYLIAN
(Link is back online)
Link: .....
Revali: LINK MY FAVORITE HYLIAN! CAN I HAVE YOU FOR DINNER???
Link: ....
Revali: Oh I forgot... please?
Link: Who the hell are you?
Revali: I'm Revali :(
Link: Revali who?
Revali: Revali Let Me Be Your Senpai Jr.
Link: ....
Revali: I'M HUNGRY.
Link: Eat yourself.
Revali: I.... you know, that's a good idea!
Link: Whoa whoa... are you okay Rev?
Revali: Yeah???
Link: What did you drink again...?
Revali: Aww nothing! That monster shop owner so-
Link: Drug dealer.
Revali: Yes!! Good stuff I'm telling you! His drinks are just exquisite!
Link: I told you a million times... he's not someone to buy from... plus.. it's illegal. If the king finds out...
Revali: I can share my stash with him!!!
Link: ....
Revali: Speaking of the King, isn't he just adorable?? I want to marry him!!
Link: You're scaring me.
Revali: ....
Link: ...
Revali: ....
Link: ....

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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...