(Link is back online)
(Urbosa is back online)
Urbosa: Alright Link, just had to take care of some stuff.. what's up?
Link: I want to die.
Urbosa: Okay? You want to come over for a Noble Pursuit to cheer you up?
Link: .....
Urbosa: It'll be on me this round
Link: I think I'll pass... besides, I'm still not legal to drink that stuff anyway...
Urbosa: You had 15 last time
Link: Okay... maybe I was bit depressed then
Urbosa: The bar tender almost busted us. If I didn't say you were my cousin, you would've been toast.
Link: Not sure how that actually worked
Urbosa: She barely hears anyway
Link: Yeah well....
Urbosa: Anyway, what ails you?
Link: These girls..... they're so....
Urbosa: Zelda and Mipha?
Link: PAYA TOO!!!!!
Urbosa: Wait, what?
Link: What I said.....
Urbosa: You seem to be a magnet
Link: It's tiring honestly...
Urbosa: Well don't you like any of them?
Link: Umm....
(Revali is back online)
Link: ......
Urbosa: I'll never hear the end of this one....
Revali: Calm your booty Urbosa, I'm not gonna roast you
Urbosa: EXcuse me WHAT THE HELL???
Link: >.>
Revali: Don't worry, I'm past all that.
Link: Say what?
Urbosa: Did you drink another potion from that weird monster moron?
Revali: Who? My dear Kilton?
Link: Hylia, end me.
Revali: But to answer your question, no, I haven't.
Urbosa: Then... what...?
Revali: I decided to change my act, that's all.
Link: Am I in the other life?
Revali: You're still stuck with me here in Hyrule buddy boy, no escape for you.
Link: ......
Urbosa: Well now, I don't know what to say but... this might sound promising, for once.
Revali: Of course :)
Urbosa: As if I'd believe you. I'm still keeping my eye on your feathery... feathery....
Link: Keep it kid-friendly here
Urbosa: Mark my words, one day I'll snap and we'll enter the adult world
Link: ......
Revali: Anyway, let's bring the chat back into the flow, you were discussing a difficult situation, right Link?
Link: You know, I liked him better before.
Revali: ?
Link: You sound like my therapist
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
