(Daruk is back online)
(Urbosa is back online)
Daruk: Man that party was awesome!
Urbosa: I have to admit, it was better than I expected.
Daruk: Yeah! Those roasted rocks tasted amazing!
Urbosa: Uh... yeah... delicious....
(Revali is back online)
Urbosa: Look what the sky dropped in here
Revali: Says the genie who got drunk last night
Daruk: XD
Urbosa: I WAS NOT DRUNK! I ONLY HAD FOUR NOBLE PURSUITS!
Revali: Fourteen. You had fourteen.
Daruk: Yep, somewhere around there
Revali: Did you manage to carry her big butt all the way back to Feminist Paradise?
Urbosa: GERUDO TOWN
Revali: Tsk, blah blah my bad.
Daruk: She tried to break free several times and wanted to run into cactuses
Revali: Did you let her ram her face in them? I know I would've.
Daruk: Oh, I let her alright. It... wasn't very pretty.
Urbosa: SO THAT'S WHY I HAVE A BUNCH OF PUNCTURE WOUNDS
Revali: A memorable sight to behold I bet
Urbosa: FFFFFFFF-
Revali: Remember Miss Six Packs, keep it kid friendly here
Urbosa: For your information, I have an eight pack
Daruk: Whoa, that's...
Revali: And I have a ten pack. Get lost.
Urbosa: Lies
Revali: It's under the feathers. What would you know?
Daruk: Ooh savage!
Revali: But of course, my good sir.
Urbosa: This isn't fair. I need backup.
Revali: It's two against one. There's no way you can win against Lord Revali
Urbosa: Funny stuff birdbrain
(Zelda is back online)
(Mipha is back online)
Revali: Yo Daruk, they're begging to be slaughtered
Daruk: Touching.
Zelda: Urbosa... I've already had enough of Revali yesterday...
Mipha: What's going on?
Revali: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Slaughter House. My name is Revali and I'll be your host for today.
Urbosa: I swear I'll-
Daruk: Shouldn't hurt if I joined in on some of the fun
Zelda: Daruk? Not you too...
Mipha: ....?
Revali: Please, you peasants have no idea who you're up against.
Urbosa:
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
