Link & Champions Group Chat

Journey to the Past (Part 2)

Link: No no no no no this can't be possible

Link: What are you sa-

Link: FIRST OFF. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TYPING ON.

Link: No need to be rude.

Link: No NEeD tO bE RuDE

Link: ....

Link: Answer the question.

Link: What question?

Link: WHAT ARE YOU USING TO WRITE IN THIS CHAT

Link: Oh....

Link: I'm writing to you from a slate

Link: Elaborate

Link: .....

Link: I... I don't know how to explain...

Link: You just... seem... awfully rude...

Link: 😶

Link: How old are you?

Link: 12

Link: Wtf.

Link: What does that mean?

Link: NOTHING YOU SHOULD KNOW.

Link: ......

Link: Look... let's just take this from the beginning... I don't even know where I am right now and I'm starting to freak out

Link: Okay?

Link: What's your name?

Link: Link

Link: .....

Link: So if I'm Link, and if you're also Link....

Link: Hold on there

(Link has renamed Link's username to Off-brand Link)

Off-brand Link: What does this mean now? Wait, is this an insult?

Link: You don't need to know anything. It'll just make things easier for me.

Link: Okay... so.....

Link: Are you paying attention?

Off-brand Link: Yes?

Off-brand Link: No need to act so condescending towards me.

Link: Sorry...

Link: Let's... look, I'll try to see if we can find some common ground, okay?

Off-brand Link: Sure! I'm listening

Link: I will mention some names, and you will tell me if they sound familiar. Can we agree to that?

Off-brand Link: No contest from me

Link: Alright.

Link: Zelda.

Off-brand Link: Yep! I know the Princess!

Link: Impa

Off-brand Link: Sure do!

Link: Hyrule Castle?

Off-brand Link: Why is that a question?

Link: ....

Link: Daruk

Off-brand Link: Never heard of him

Link: How about Gorons?

Off-brand Link: Oh yes! I know all about them! Darunia gave me the Spiritual Stone of Fire in return for helping him with something