Link & Champions Group Chat

The Calamity Ensues

(Link is back online)

Link: Hey guys?!?!? IS ANYONE ONLINE???

Link: HELLO??? THE PRINCESS AND I ARE SURRO-

(Link has been disconnected)

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(Link is back online)

Link: Are any of you guys still out there!? I'm having a really hard time trying to keep myself and the Princess alive!!!!

Link: HELLO?!?!?!

(Revali is back online)

Link: Revali!!! Are you okay????

Revali: ... yeah......

Link: What's that supposed to mean?!?!

Revali: Geez Link, calm down

Link: What do you mean calm down?! Don't you see what's happening!!!

Revali: I can see what's happening you stupid buffoon, and I'm handling myself just fine

Link: .....

Revali: Calm down

Link: ......

Revali: Okay, now that were nice and relaxed, what's going on there?

Link: The Guardians... they're.. attacking us...

Revali: Wait wait wait, that's impossible

Link: That's what I said! There seems to be even more of them swarming the place!!!

Revali: .... where are you now?

Link: Me and Zelda are hiding behind some boulders... her Sheikah Slate got crushed

Revali: Makes Sens-

Link: REVALI, WHY AREN'T THE DIVINE BEASTS FIRING THEIR WEAPONS?!?!

Revali: Um....

Link: THIS IS ZELDA. I DEMAND A REPLY. NOW.

Revali: YEAH SURE, SHOULDN'T BE THAT HARD WITH SOME CREATURE THAT CONSTANTLY WANTS TO KILL YOU

Link: ..... Wait... what are you saying?

Revali: There's some damn pink blob out on Medoh that's trying t-

(Revali has been disconnected)

Link: Hey hey hey REVALI!!!!

Link: .....

(Revali is back online)

Revali: Sorry, had to dodge one of it's missiles

Link: What in Hylia is going on there?!

Revali: Listen, I'd love to chit chat with you two, but this is actually serious

Link: Bu-

Revali: I'll shoot a text if things are under control or... if I need help... nah, screw that last part

(Revali has gone offline)

Link: Wai.... no.....

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