(Link is back online)
(Revali is back online)
Revali: Hey Link, how ya feeling?
Link: Help.
Revali: The heck is wrong with you? Not even a simple hi?
Link: Help me.
(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: What's good guys?
Link: HELP ME.
Daruk: Am I...
Revali: Beats me. Must've fallen out of bed this morning
Link: Please help me, I'm dead.
Daruk: Say what?
Link: I lost the Princess.
Revali: Whoa whoa, WHAT?!
Daruk: What's going on little dude?
Link: We were on our way to Gerudo Town and the Princess ran off somewhere
Revali: You know, I'm starting to have doubts about our future royalty.
Daruk: Same here
(Mipha is back online)
Revali: Whoopee.
Mipha: ... What's going... on...
Daruk: Link lost track of the Princess in the desert
Revali: You should be proud of your man :)
Mipha: ......
Link: Oh no... I can feel someone following me
Revali: A cucco by any chance?
Link: No... someone...
Daruk: Are you sure you aren't hearing things? It can get pretty harsh out there
Link: Wait... I hea-
(Link has been disconnected)
Mipha: Link!!!!!
Daruk: This is getting a bit worrisome
Revali: Ehh, I was expecting this from them weird Hylians anyway
Mipha: That's not very... nice...
Daruk: What'd you expect from Revali?
(Urbosa is back online)
Revali: Ho ho, look who decided to show up!
Urbosa: Phh, look I don't have time for this. Something serious is going on.
Daruk: What do you mean?
Urbosa: Link and Zelda were supposed to drop by here, and I've been waiting for them for hours.
Revali: Yeah, we heard Mrs. Know it all.
Daruk: Link told us he lost Zelda, then said someone was following him
Mipha: And got... disconnected... suddenly...
Urbosa: Oh no... this is what I feared...
Mipha: ???
Urbosa: The Yiga just carried out an assassination attempt against me... and it barely failed.
Mipha: Oh dear...
Revali: Drat, and I would've thrown a massive party
Urbosa: I think were being targeted, including you pip squeak
Revali: HEY HOLD UP!
Mipha: .....
Urbosa: Where are you all located?
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...