Link & Champions Group Chat

Babysitting Shenanigans

(Mipha is back online)

Mipha: @Urbosa

(Urbosa is back online)

Urbosa: Yes, Mipha?

Mipha: For the kids, don't forget to-

Urbosa: Mipha. You just left my place one minute ago.

Urbosa: ...

Urbosa: You haven't even left Gerudo Town

Mipha: Okay, but I just wanted to check on the kids-

Urbosa: Mipha.

Urbosa: I lost count how many times I told you already.

Urbosa: The kids are in safe hands here. Probably safer than with Link.

Mipha: ...

Mipha: Link said he felt someone insult him just now

Urbosa: 💀

Urbosa: Okay but please, Mipha. Stop worrying so much. Go have some fun with Link or something for a change.

Urbosa: Being parents must be tiring. You two deserve a little break

Mipha: I know but... the children...

Urbosa: Oh for crying out loud I took care of Saria for a whole week while Link was busy doing... whatever he was doing

Mipha: Yes but-

Urbosa: They'll have plenty of water Mipha. My guards have brought two extra tanks filled with the freshest water we have.

Urbosa: Everything will be fine.

Mipha: ...

Mipha: Alright then.. please be careful with my babies

Urbosa: I will

Mipha: Promise?

Urbosa: Promise.

Mipha: Are you sure?

Urbosa: Stop.

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Urbosa: Sweet Naboris...

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(Urbosa is back online)

Urbosa: Dear god dear god dear god....

Urbosa: @Revali

Urbosa: @Daruk

(Daruk is back online)

Daruk: Heyo-

Urbosa: DARUK.

Daruk: That's me

Urbosa: I NEED YOUR HELP NOW

Urbosa: IT'S AN EMERGENCY

Daruk: Okay. What's up?

Urbosa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT'S UP? I LOST MIPHA'S KIDS!!?!?@&#^

Daruk: ?

Daruk: I don't understand. How did you lose them?

Urbosa: I'M BABYSITTING THEM FOR LINK AND MIPHA EJF JN@%#^F M. X LDE $@%×%^BFNC BCM