Link & Champions Group Chat

A Fresh Beginning

Link: Okay... I can explain everything if-

Revali: If what? What elaborate manuscript does that brain of yours have cooped up in there that will make sense of everything

Revali: Actually, don't even get me started on the time you smashed the vase with my grandmother's ashes

Revali: I still haven't forgotten about that, just so you know.

Link: But-

Revali: AND the time you ate all the cookies my mom made for me

Revali: AND YOU DRANK ALL THE MILK TOO

Link: ...

Link: Are you done.

Revali: Sure, go ahead

Link: 🫠

Link: So I'd like to preface that this isn't my fault-

Revali: SHOCKER!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT?! 😱

Urbosa: Naboris all mighty let the Hylian talk you drooling toddler

Revali: Wow. I can't believe the Genie-

Urbosa: Aha! What did I say?

Urbosa: NO INTERRUPTING. PERIOD.

Daruk: Come on Rev...

Revali: Fine. Whatever

Link: Thank you Urbosa.

Urbosa: No problem. Carry on.

Link: This is all Zelda's fault.

Urbosa: On second thought, respectfully, please cease speaking.

Mipha: Princess Zelda?

Zelda: Hold on, me? Link?! What's gotten into you? Where do I fall into all this?!

Revali: You know, I'm actually inclined to believe his story now. Please, continue.

Zelda: I don't even know what's going on in the first place!!!

Revali: Has anyone even paid attention to what I was saying this entire time 🙄

Daruk: Huh? Oh. Not really.

Revali: Why am I not surprised.

Urbosa: Link!? How could you pin the blame on Zelda so calmly?

Link: If you'd let me explain...

Daruk: Let the little dude finish you guys ._.

Urbosa: I don't want to hear another word of this!

Mipha: I'm... not sure what to make of it myself so far

Link: Do you want to know why you have a descendant, Urbosa?

Revali: Riju.

Urbosa: Don't add salt to the wound.

Revali: Sorry. I think Revalia would've fitted her much better. Just imagine the aura gained from a name like that

Urbosa: ...

Urbosa: Please continue the explanation, Link.

Link: This basically all started where-

Revali: Here he goes again telling us something about yada yada and we end up getting sidetracked on why Mipha's thighs can crush a pelvis better than Zelda's

Revali: Oh and then Urbosa basically ends up winning in the end

Daruk: ....

Zelda: ...