(Revali is back online)
Revali: Chat. I'm cooked.
Revali: @Daruk
(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: Hey, what's up man?
Revali: The usual. My mom kicked -THREW me out the window again.
Daruk: Again? Ohhhh right, I remember now. What's the reason this time?
Revali: She loves Teba's new Tulin kid or whatever his name is. A bit too much for my liking. And today, for whatever reason, he wanted to be trained by "The Great Revali"
Daruk: What's wrong about that?
Revali: I can't stand the little punk's voice. I'd rather listen to Walter Jr. explain quantum mechanics.
Daruk: Oh.
Daruk: Didn't Urbosa mention your voice is like expired chalk on a chalk board?
Revali: We DO NOT bring that up.
Daruk: ...
Daruk: Now that I mention it, I remember that chalk doesn't taste all that good
Revali: Bravo Daruk. You keep making monumental discoveries only you can perform.
Daruk: Thank you :)))
Revali: You know what... nevermind
Revali: I need a place to crash at until she let's me back in.
Daruk: You can come here...
Revali: Isn't your house "occupied" by your bed?
Daruk: Angelina. You guys never get her name right.
Revali: Angelina....
Daruk: It's still occupied, but we have a guest house now!
Revali: Oh goody
(Link is back online)
Daruk: Hey Link! Fancy seeing you this late!
Revali: Daruk, it's noon.
Link: Hey guys
Revali: Yo.
Link: I just dropped the kids off at Shatterback Point. It feels good to be a father again
Daruk: Shatterback-
Revali: Huh? Again? Round 1 failed?
Link: .... dude
Revali: Hey, it's a genuine question.
Link: Try being less genuine on the next one, yeah?
Daruk: I'm always genuine :)
Link: Yes... yes you are Daruk. Anyway, I came on because Impa asked me to add the new members in here
Revali: New members?
Revali: HELLO I think we have enough.
Daruk: Well...
Revali: Keep your opinion to yourself rock man
Link: Come on, it's just to test things out to see if they can fit in with us....
Revali: Nah.
Link: ...
(Link added Yunobo to Champions Groupchat)
Revali: Stop.
(Link added Riju to Champions Groupchat)
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
