( Daruk is back online )
Daruk: Divine Beasts online?
Daruk: Helloooooooo
Daruk: @everyone
( Urbosa is back online )
( Mipha is back online )
Urbosa: My apologies Daruk. I forgot to update you all on our status.
Mipha: I'm here....
Daruk: Where's Revali?
Urbosa: Good question
Urbosa: Normally he'd get on our case of being tardy. I'm gonna pluck all his feathers when we meet again.
Mipha: Maybe he's just nervous...
Urbosa: HA THAT'S THE BEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL WEEK
( Revali is back online )
Revali: I knew somebody across Hyrule called me something I don't identify with.
Urbosa: Ah yes, the prideful rotisserie has finally decided to show his awfully large beak in here
Revali: Hey.
Revali: My mother says it has great character
Urbosa: I'm sure it has a nice personality as well
Urbosa: Though more accurately, it probably compliments your satly figure 🤭
Revali: Wait until I let you experience it
Daruk: Whoa, what's that supposed to mean?
Revali: Urbosa will be the first to find out
Daruk: ._.
Urbosa: I'll make sure to snipe your sorry cheeks with Naboris before you can even take a step into Gerudo Desert
Revali: Bold of you to assume I'd actually walk like you old-fashioned saps
Urbosa: Bold of you to assume Naboris doesn't lock on airborne targets
Revali: Bold of you to-
Mipha: Aren't we supposed to be doing something...?
Daruk: Thank you Mipha
Revali: Yeah! Why are we wasting time while the fate of Hyrule is on our shoulders?!
Urbosa: 🙄
Daruk: I'm pretty sure the little guy said he has it in the bag already
Mipha: I do think we should still be on watch in case he needs help...
Revali: THE HECK?! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THEN? OFFER MORAL SUPPORT FROM THE SIDELINES???
Urbosa: I'm sure he could use it more than a certain blue clump of feathers
Revali: ARE YOU INSULTING ME NOW?!
Urbosa: You're the prodigy typing in caps, not me
Mipha: Guys can we please focus...? I want to reach out to Link again....
Daruk: I agree with Mipha
Urbosa: I can get behind that
Revali: WHY-
Mipha: Shut it insolent peacock.
Urbosa: 💀
Revali: ....
Mipha: As I was trying to say....
Mipha: Link. We're here to help Link and Zelda, right?
Daruk: Right! Everyone setting up the Divine Beasts to their appropriate target positions?
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
