(Zelda is back online)
Zelda: Hmm... no one has been on for days... I think I know why.
(Zelda added Revali to Champion's Hangout)
(Urbosa is back online)
Urbosa: Princess... why...?
Zelda: It's too quite without him, plus, I'm sure he's changed.
(Revali is back online)
Revali: Your beautiful bird Revali is back in the game!!!
Urbosa: I can think of more suitable synonyms. Dumb, stupid, lazy, idiotic, w-
Revali: Says Mrs. I wish I was Revali
Urbosa: See? Now you know why everyone prefers him kicked...
Zelda: Maybe I was...
Urbosa: Still kicking him anyway. Any last... no, mentally challenged words?
Revali: I'm beautiful
Zelda: ..... that was just..... random...
Urbosa: Hey wait, I can't remove him?! Zelda?!
Zelda: I didn't do anything!!!
Urbosa: Oh no, please don't tell me he-
Revali: But of course honey, I'm the daddy now >:)
Urbosa: Eww... you sound like a crazy stalker
Revali: It comes with these good looks
Urbosa: I think he's drunk... maybe high again...
Zelda: Revali? I don't think he would d-
Revali: Hey sugar lips, how about I swoop you off your feet?
Zelda: ................. I'm 17.
Urbosa: Holy hell
Revali: O_O
Urbosa: The King will find this screenshot interesting
Revali: Wait wait wait! I meant you sweetie!
Urbosa: Stop calling me mushy names. Did you hit your puberty late or what?
Revali: Palm fruits.
Urbosa: W-What?
Zelda: He's going random again. Maybe insane...
(Link is back online)
(Daruk is back online)
(Mipha is back online)
Urbosa: Thank Hylia the rest of the group is online
Revali: Fishsticks!!!
Mipha: ......... um........
Link: You doing good Rev?
Revali: I never realized how much I love my bed.
Urbosa: He's undergoing an evolutionary change. Apparently for the worse.
Revali: I think I'll marry it.
Link: The cuccos must be disappointed in their descendants
Daruk: Hmm... I think I know what's up with our peacock here
Urbosa: Oh? Please tell us. I can't take him anymore.
Daruk: Well, yesterday me and Revai explored this skull shaped region close to my place and...
Link: And....?
Daruk: We met this fellow called.... forgot his name. He ran some weird... monster shop of some sorts.
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
