Link & Champions Group Chat

Chill and Talk (Yeah Right)

(Daruk is back online)

Daruk: Hey guys... I'm bored.

Daruk: Hello? Hellooooo

(Link is back online)

Link: Hey Daruk, what's shaking?

Daruk: Oh, nothing much. Is it just me or is this place lacking something?

Link: You read my mind

Daruk: Should we take the risk again...?

Link: I mean, it's your funeral if you do

Daruk: Well... make sure to bring plenty of rocks to it at least

(Daruk added Revali back to Champion's Hangout)

Link: ......

(Revali is back online)

Daruk: ..... hey Rev... I uh....

Revali: What now? Dog chased you up a tree again?

Link: Yep.

Daruk: No... I'm just pretty bored today. It would be a good time to just relax and talk

Revali: Talk?

Daruk: Talk.

Revali: Talk?

Daruk: Talk.

Revali: HAAA!!! OMG THIS MAN IS KILLING ME!! TALK?!

Daruk: .........

Revali: You want to TALK?!

Link: Okay then that went smooth....

(Urbosa is back online)

Revali: What the hell do expect these morons to talk about???

Urbosa: Is he talking about me? I know Mr. Ravioli isn't talking about me.

Revali: Mr. Ravioli? Please babe, I'm an icon. Those nicknames don't bother me one bit anymore

Link: Guys please...

Urbosa: An icon to whom? Your mother? I find that hard enough to believe already.

Revali: I am more well know that you!!! Just remember that!!!

Link: Guys please just-

Urbosa: Ha! Everyone inside the Gerudo Desert knows who I am. Your little pip squeak village isn't even half the size of my town.

Daruk: Here we go again....

Revali: Oh yeah? Wanna bet???

Urbosa: Why would I waste my time on a flightless doofus like you?

Revali: WHY YOU-

Daruk: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PLEASE SHUT UP FOR ONCE!!!!!!!!

Link: Thanks big guy

Daruk: Anytime Link

(Mipha is back online)

(Zelda is back online)

Revali: Hoo... looks like royalty finally decided to show their faces here

Zelda: .......

Urbosa: Sighing intensifies

Zelda: Why? Can I please ask, why?

Mipha: .......

Urbosa: Can't ever give a warm welcome to others, can you?