(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: Looks like I'm online first for once... yay
Daruk: Hello? Any of you guys on?
Daruk: ......
(Mipha is back online)
Mipha: ...
Daruk: Hiya Mipha!
Mipha: Hey...
Daruk: What's new!! How are you and Link doing???
Mipha: Well.... it's... um...
(Revali is back online)
Mipha: ......
Daruk: I was really hoping you wouldn't come on so soon
Revali: Sorry. I sensed potential drama in the air
Mipha: ....
Daruk: Come on Rev... at least this once?
Revali: Hmmmm
Daruk: Be a good guy this time
Revali: :)
Daruk: Yeah, screw what I said. Sorry Mipha.
Mipha: ........
Revali: SO HOW ARE MY TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE DOING???
Mipha: Um...
Revali: Did Link get the low and high ends perfectly?
Mipha: W-What...?
Daruk: Sweet Hylia...
Revali: Come on, I'm sure you couldn't wait for us to leave the wedding and get jiggidy
Daruk: Dude. This is a private matter.
Mipha: Yeah....
Revali: Phhhh privacy my bird as-
Mipha: REVALI. LANGUAGE. DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF.
Revali: ......
Daruk: Lol
Revali: Okay okay... let's get down to the basics and start all over
Mipah: Um...
Daruk: Welp, good luck with that
Revali: Not to worry my guy. I'd like to first set my facts straight here.
Mipha: ??
(Urbosa is back online)
(Zelda is back online)
Revali: And the gang is back, what a pleasant, yet welcoming surprise.
Zelda: .....
Urbosa: Excuse me?
Revali: Oh sush my dear, we shall have a merry time together
Urbosa: Did Revali get the whooping from him mom again?
Daruk: Sounds like it
Revali: GOD DAMN IT I'M TRYING TO BE NICE TO EVERYONE
Mipha: .....
Urbosa: Sounds more sinister than nice honestly
Daruk: Evil too
Urbosa: With a touch of Asinine in there
Daruk: Marvelous I'll say
Revali: SHUTUP.
Zelda: ....
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
