Link & Champions Group Chat

Preggo with Eggo

(Link is back online)

(Daruk is back online)

Daruk: So... what was it you wanted to talk to jolly old Daruk about?

Link: Um..

Daruk: You know, we could talk about this privately if it's serious

Link: That's true but.. private messaging on these Sheikah Slates is awful

Daruk: Hmm, good point. They always glitch and malfunction.

Link: Exactly. It takes like ten minutes for a message to send. That put me in a lot of bad situations in the past

Daruk: I can only imagine

Link: It's like they want us to talk on these stupid chats

Daruk: Maybe that's the whole point?

Link: ;-;

Link: Damn... no privacy at all

Daruk: Well say no more my friend ;)

Link: Hmm?

(Daruk has changed chat settings)

Daruk: Now we can chat in private, at least temporarily

Link: Aww you're a lifesaver dude

Daruk: No prob little guy

Daruk: Anyway, like I was saying, what was troubling you?

Link: I don't know... Mipha... she

Daruk: Kicked you out of the house again?

Link: Worse

Daruk: Worse? What could be worse than that little guy?

Link: She threw the lamb ribs I prepared for dinner out the window

Daruk: Oh

Link: And dumped a cauldron full of stew on top of my head

Link Then she kicked me out

Daruk: ...

Daruk: Well, I don't know how to help much with marriage issues. My bed, Angelina, and I have been very happy together

Link: I guess not many fights happen?

Daruk: None at all :)

Link: 😒

Daruk: Anything else?

Link: She's also gotten very hungry lately. I have to cook twice as much now

Daruk: Hmm.. that gets me thinking

Link: What's that?

Daruk: You knew Mipha when you were little kids, right?

Link: Yeah

Daruk: And she only started to act like this after getting married?

Link: .... so..?

Daruk: Mipha is probably ticked off becuase she's pregnant

Link: .....

Daruk: Urbosa told me that the other day. She mentioned females get really hungry when with child

Link: Well Mipha probably has a million kids, becuase she's eating more than her dad

Daruk: 😶

Daruk: That's... a lot

Link: It's driving me to the point of insanity. Her hunger won't be satiated until every single bass in Hyrule is cooked

Daruk: I'm certain it won't last long