(Link is back online)
(Daruk is back online)
(Revali is back online)
Revali: Okay Link. So, what did you mean exactly by "I feel like something is going off in the background"
Daruk: You sounded constipated in the voice call
Revali: Good Hylia have mercy on his diarrhea
Daruk: I'm telling you, it's the beans. Too many.
Revali: Too true
Daruk: 🗿
Link: ...
Link: Are you guys done?
Revali: Yeah we're done.
Link: Alright... what I was trying to say was that something... funny is going on with Zelda....
Revali: Wait, don't tell me y'all are playing "House" or something 💀
Link: ........
Link: You're kidding, right?
Daruk: 🗿
Link: I'm a married guy, doofus. Wtf is wrong with your brain? These jokes aren't even remotely funny anymore.
Revali: I mean...
Link: You know what, don't answer that. I just really need to tell you guys what's going down. It's freaking me out.
Revali: Meaning?
Daruk: Why don't you start all over for context?
Revali: DARUK! YOU'RE USING YOUR NOGGIN FOR ONCE!!!
Daruk: :)
Link: ...
Link: So it all started this morning...
Revali: You're telling us the events Link, not reciting a freaking novel
Link: Can I finish?
Revali: Hold up, my mom just finished a solid batch of cookies
Link: Dude.
Revali: DID I MENTION A SOLID BATCH?! LITERALLY CHEF'S KISS
Link: ....
Daruk: That's nice, man.
Revali: Anyhoo, continue. I need to get milk anyway.
Link: 😶
Link: So... Zelda and her father, along with some weird guys in robes... I overheard them talking about something strange
Daruk: Go on...
Link: They kept referring back to the Temple of Time... of which I haven't visited in years. Apparently it was left untouched by Ganon during the Calamity
Daruk: I remember that...
Revali: Screw the cretin, he was easier than parking Medoh on the damn rock
Daruk: Sureee
Link: Guys guys...
Link: Listen, the weird thing is... they were talking of me escorting Zelda to the Temple
Revali: What's so weird about that?
Link: I've never escorted her there, nor am I aware of a good reason why-
Revali: Speaking of, why do they call it the Temple of Time? That's got to be the stupidest name imaginable
Link: Your name translates to "gluttony rotisserie" in Goron
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
