(Zelda is back online)
Zelda: .....
Zelda: Hello...?
(Urbosa is back online)
Zelda: Urbosa... hi..
Urbosa: Hey sweetie! What's wrong? You sound a bit... off
Zelda: Oh..
Urbosa: Did Revali hurt your feelings again? I'll make sure to rip him apart if he did
Zelda: No... it's not that...
Urbosa: Ah.. well he'll still die
Zelda: Don't you like him or something?
Urbosa: .....
Zelda: You confuse me sometimes
Urbosa: Well.. it's kinda..
Zelda: Go on. I'm listening.
Urbosa: Bu-
Zelda: Entertain me.
Urbosa: It goes like this...
Zelda: Go on.
Urbosa: I... I like him... and despise him at the same time...
Zelda: ....
Urbosa: So um, yeah..
Zelda: You got a love-hate thing going on with him
Urbosa: Do you really think so?
Zelda: I know so
Urbosa: ....
Zelda: No worries, I won't tell him
Urbosa: Thank you Zel-
Zelda: Yet.
Urbosa: ...
Zelda: Just get married already
Urbosa: ZELDA I IMPLORE YOU!!
Zelda: At least you have a chance with him. I'll still be stuck by myself so..
Urbosa: You still haven't gotten over Link?
Zelda: It's not that. I got over him... for the most part, it's not like I can do much anyway
Urbosa: He's getting married sweetie..
Zelda: I figured that much
Urbosa: So...
Zelda: I just don't know what to do now.
Urbosa: What do you mean?
Zelda: There really isn't any option for me here.. you know... have an actual crush on
Urbosa: But sure-
Zelda: They're all morons
Urbosa: Yeah b-
Zelda: Simps.
Urbosa: .....
Zelda: If Father ever wants me to marry one of them, I swear I'll run away from home
Urbosa: Wasn't he assuming you were gonna marry Link?
Zelda: Who?
Urbosa: Link
Zelda: Father never considered him even once
Urbosa: WHAT?!
Zelda: Yeah
Urbosa: But why???
Zelda: Link isn't royalty. Or a Prince at least
Urbosa: OMG LOOK AT HIM THOUGH! HE'S A GOD DAMN, SEXY MODEL!!!
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...