An extra long chapter for my awesome readers :D
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(Daruk is back online)
(Zelda is back online)
Daruk: Hey Princess!
Zelda: Daruk... hey
Daruk: Whatcha been up to?
Zelda: I don't know... besides catching Ravioli-19?
Daruk: Well, I did tell you to try our traditional soup
Zelda: Thanks but... I choose life
Daruk: Suite yourself :D
Zelda: ....
Daruk: So...
Zelda: So....
Daruk: Yesterday was Valentine's Day
Zelda: And?
Daruk: Didn't you see someone special? Any chocolate or hearts in the mail? 👀
Zelda: No....
Daruk: Aww come on, you're a very pretty damsel. I bet there are hundreds of guys that drool for you
Zelda: ....
Daruk: :)
Zelda: That's the problem.
Daruk: What's that?
Zelda: All the guys drool over me, knowing that I'm not going for Link anymore
Daruk: So?
Zelda: SO that means that they're only retarded bastards that care about having se-
Daruk: Haha... you forgot we have kids in this chat
Zelda: ....
Daruk: So..
Zelda: ...
Daruk: I'm sorry to hear that.
Zelda: It's okay. I'll just have to get used to being alone for a while
Daruk: Damn.
Zelda: Well... anyway, how are things on your end?
Daruk: We hosted our national magma eating contest the other day
Zelda: ... um, nice?
Daruk: Indeed. It was very nice.
Zelda: Ok...
Daruk: Everyone is really fat from it now. They can barely walk at all lol
Zelda: And you would eat... what? Magma?
Daruk: For the first three rounds. Then we added sapphires, gold, and diamonds.
Zelda: .....
Daruk: Really helps out with thyroid issues
Zelda: Okay..
(Revalia is back online)
Zelda: O.O
Revalia: HELLO.... whoa whoa hold up
Daruk: >.>
Revalia: Who changed my name?
Zelda: Not me?
Daruk: Wish it was me, but it wasn't me
Zelda: ....
Revalia: OKAY but who decided to commit the ultimate sin against Hyrule's greatest champion to bless the lands?
Zelda: Isn't that actually describing Link?
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
