(Link is back online)
Link: Hewo..ejsibxkwor dhwkc
(Revali is back online)
Revali: Um... okay now?
Link: Ooo Revuwwi!!
Revali: What the hell Link.
Link: Isd thatda rully yousm?
Revali: God damn it Link stop trying to type like a little child!!!
(Urbosa is back online)
Link: Urbodsca us heears tooo?!
Urbosa: Can someone please explain what is going on...?
Revali: That's exactly what I want to know too.
Urbosa: So your bird brain is not behind this at all?
Revali: Phh. I try to he nice to everyone for once and this is what I get in return? Real first class service.
Urbosa: You've pretty much created a national name for yourself
Revali: That being...?
Urbosa: Brainless bird, served hot and fresh
(Daruk is back online)
Revali: EXCUSE ME MISS GENIE OF FEMININ PARADISE???
Urbosa: Yeah, you called?
Link: Dharguk us heree?!
Daruk: What in Hylia...
Urbosa: Yep. My initial thoughts.
Revali: I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!!
Link: Rebavli uss mads?
Revali: Please, someone end me or I'll actually kill that damn Hylian
Urbosa: Whoa there Revali, this feels different for some reason...
Daruk: You really think so? Maybe he's just high on his pots again
Urbosa: I don't know... he'd normally be stupid on a whole new level then
Revali: .......
(Zelda is back online)
Zelda: Hey, has anyon-
Link: PRUNCASS ZULDA!!!
Zelda: Seen..........
Revali: Welcome back to the never ending stupidity in this group chat
Zelda: Was that Link?
Link: I cudt buluve uts du Pruncess!!!
Urbosa: I doubt it at this point
Daruk: It sounds like a little child is talking
Revali: Or Link's mentality downgraded instead. I find that much more plausible.
Urbosa: Oh please, there's an explanation to everything bird brain
Daruk: You really think so?
Urbosa: Actually, time itself will never be able to explain Revali's existence
Revali: Ha ha very funny
Zelda: Can someone please tell me what's going on? This is serious.
Urbosa: What's going on Princess?
Revali: Boyfriend leave you trapped in a castle, waiting rescue? ;)
Zelda: No........
Daruk: Quit it Rev, now is not the time
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanficThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
