(Link is back online)
Link: Are any of you dudes online?
(Daruk is back online)
(Revali is back online)
Link: Thank Hylia... I need help
Daruk: Sure! What's up little guy?
Link: Hold up, I want this to be private
(Link has changed chat settings)
Revali: What'd you do now?
Link: The girls can't see our messages
Daruk: You can actually do that?
Link: Yep, had some free time yesterday and did some playing around
Revali: So what are you hiding then
Daruk: You actually got Urbosa mad?
Link: I... um... I...
Revali: SPILL IT
Link: Okay I like Mipha!!!!
Revali: -_-
Daruk: We already kinda knew that
Revali: I KNEW IT!
Link: Wait... you did?
Daruk: Link Link Link...
Revali: You're pathetically stupid
Daruk: Not that, you're just too oblivious
Link: I am...?
Revali: Every damn time
Daruk: Dude chill, this is a bro moment
Revali: Phhhh...
Link: Does she... like me?
Revali: Beats me -_-
Daruk: I think she does
Revali: She wants you Link
Link: Um...
Revali: Craves to be with you
Daruk: Okay, that's enough
Revali: ;)
Link: But it feels weird though
Revali: Because she's a fish?
Link: No... Zelda... I think she likes me too
Revali: WHOA WHOA WHOA
Daruk: Are you sure?
Link: Trust me, I'm positive she does
Revali: Dang Link, the Princess too?!
Daruk: Well do you like her?
Link: No... I mean, I like her but as a friend
Revali: Ouch, friendzoned XD
Link: I've never felt a romantic attraction to her... it feels weird
Revali: Mhm.
Link: No seriously
Revali: Sure buddy, whatever you say ;)
Link: :/
Daruk: Since when did you like Mipha?
Link: Pretty much when I first saw her... she's very cute
Revali: OOOOOH Link's getting serious
Link: >->
Revali: When's the baby coming? Wait... can you...
Link: FOR ONCE IN YOUR SORRY LIFE SHUT UP
Daruk: Whoa...
Revali: Hmm... that's more like it
Daruk: So... what help do you need then
Link: How do I work myself up to her?
Daruk: Well um, she's already into you Link, nothing much to do really
Revali: Simply go to her, french kiss, then make out
Link: .....
Daruk: Revali, were not there yet
Revali: Why? It always works
Daruk: I don't know what to say Link... not an expert on those things
Revali: Who you date anyway? Rock sculptures?
Daruk: No... unlike you who couldn't even date a Moblin
Revali: Hey! I'm more charming than that!
Daruk: Keyword being "charming"
Link: Um weren't you guys supposed to help me?
Revali: Naw, you're sad enough already
Daruk: Ignore him Link... just be subtle with her
Link: Like flowers or a picnic together?
Revali: Or a smack to the face?
Link: ...
Daruk: Just be yourself
Link: I see... thanks for the help guys
Daruk: No problem!
Revali: Yeah whatever, I got more important things to do
(Revali has gone offline)
Daruk: Geez... I'll see you later then Link
Link: See ya big guy!
(Daruk has gone offline)
Link: Wait... hold up
(Link has changed chat settings)
Link: There you go
(Link has gone offline)
(Mipha is back online)
(Urbosa is back online)
Mipha: Um, what's going on?
Urbosa: Weird. The men were online and were typing but I couldn't see the messages
Mipha: You think they did something to the settings?
Urbosa: Hmm... something fishy is going on here
Mipha: Well, no one's online... I'll just go back to practice with Ruta...
Urbosa: Alright take care!
(Mipha has gone offline)
(Urbosa has gone offline)

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Link & Champions Group Chat
ФанфикThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...