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babietofu who's my parents?

senpai me

sicheong no he's a pervert, i'm your parent baby

babietofu okay mama

taetotheyong HEY I THOUGHT WE ALL AGREED THAT ALL 22 OF YOU ARE MY CHILDREN

icecream mom, that would mean our family consists of incest,, THAT WOULD MEAN MY SON IS MY BROTHER

cantrideabike hyung you're not my mom

icecream i literally gave birth to you

cantrideabike but-

icecream i carried you tall ass bitch long legged fetus for NINE months and PUSHED you out of my beautiful ass and you're gonna look at me and tell me I'm WRONG???

cantrideabike physics says no

icecream ask jeno, he was there for my pregnancy with you

jabs i'm sorry, you put a whole image of you birthing 19 year old Jisung in my head and it's scaring me

babietofu not fair, I want to give birth to a baby too

injunnie me too

lechen wouldn't that hurt

cantrideabike how bout we try it out and you tell me how it goes

milkboy he becomes an adult and suddenly thinking about having children

kooninaplane chenle, dear, men don't get pregnant

cantrideabike hEY! wE wOnT kNoW tiL wE tRy

icecream wAIT I'M NOT READY TO BE A GRANDMA I'M STILL YOUNG

taetotheyong NO ONE IS GETTING PREGNANT

babietofu mama, i want a babie

sicheong tofu, you're still my baby thooo

senpai no, no, you can have a baby, I want to spoil my grandchildren

babietofu INJUNNIE MY PARENTS SAID I CAN HAVE A BABY

injunnie I'M COMING

jabs no you're not

injunnie but I want a baby too

jabs two bottoms dont make a top

injunnie then I'll top

babietofu but I'm taller

injunnie i'm older

lechen Jisung ah, let's create a child too!

taetotheyong NO BABIES YET

cantrideabike i'll grab the sims game, I wanna name him jwi

babietofu i want a baby 😡

sicheong how bout we give you a baby brother?

kooninaplane 👀

milkboy 👀

taetotheyong 👀

senpai no

injunnie your pull out game weak then

icecream dksjdhsidb RENJUN

injunnie WHY WONT YOU LET ME IMPREGNATE TARO

jabs BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONES WHO'S GONNA IMPREGNATE YOU