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babybear EVERYONE STFU WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH BY PEACH-FUZZ DESIGNS IS 👏LITERALLY👏 ABOUT HOW MARK LEE IS MY TALL SUGAR DADDY

papabear "tall" 💀

markleeonardodicaprio shut up johnson, at least i don't have to worry about ducking my head while coming through the doorway 🙄✋

papabear uhm, 🤨

potato you can't tell him to not disrespect his elders because you disrespect the moon taeil daily

chefmoon I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH JUNGWOO'S STATEMENT A HUNDRED PERCENT

yutakun so we're just going to ignore hyuck's statement?

sukkasukka who changed my username

donteatmybreaddontlookdownonme idk who kim doyoung is i only know su-kka su-kka

ihave22fanboys hyung, it's okay you'll get used to the fans 💅

sukkasukka yall didn't even pay attention my drama you literally teased me

markleeonardodicaprio at least we WATCHED it, literally only two members in Dream watched Jaemin's drama quit complaining 🙄

babybear SUGAR DADDY 😩😩💞

mama sorry, I've been with mark since he was in diapers and this

mama does not look like sugar daddy material

mama however, THIS

mama mine

donteatmybreaddontlookdownonme I REFUSE TO GO TO TARGET WITH YOU O N C E AND SUDDENLY YOU HAVE ANOTHER BOYFRIEND

mama no, no, you're still mine but like doyoung is mine too

chefmoon why didn't you tell me i was sharing you

sukkasukka IM SINGLE

chefmoon EXPLAIN

mama SINGLE MY ASS, I MADE YOU A BENTO

papabear this is why i'm a single father and Haechan is my only child

babybear i'm telling ten this

papabear OH SHIT DONT HE'LL FEED ME TO THE CATS

mama at least you have one biological child, I have all of you

ihave22fanboys shotaro is my baby tho, chenle too

yutakun no, no, shotaro is mine

donteatmybreaddontlookdownonme I love Chenle

papabear Chenle's cute

babybear WHAT AM I? CHOPPED LIVER?

markleeonardodicaprio who's the favorite kid

sukkasukka jeno

mama jisung

donteatmybreaddontlookdownonme Chenle

papabear is typing...

babybear if it's not me, taeil will be my new dad

papabear 🥴

babybear markie, give me cash, I need to buy comfort food after this betrayal

markleeonardodicaprio i can't believe i'm whipped for you, i'm going to xiaojun

potato yo this is Haechan slander

babybear FINE i'll go sob with Renjun and nomin 😤

babybear along with the rest of the maknae line because they CARE

mama Haechannie, baby, we're having rice cake for dessert.

babybear 🥺🥺 but I want some

mama come here and i'll feed you

babybear who needs a sugar daddy and a father when you have Taeyong 😭😭😭

markleeonardodicaprio 😀

papabear OKAY, HAECHAN I LITERALLY PLAYED THE POCKY GAME WITH YOU

babybear WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE CHILD

papabear I WAS GONNA SAY MARK BUT HE'S MY LITTLE BROTHER

babybear EXACTLY LOVE YOUR NEWBORN MORE THAN YOUR BRO, TEN HAD TO SUFFER 9 MONTHS JUST TO SHIT ME OUT

mama Haechan ah, rice cakes

babybear put Johnny in time out, I'm disowning him as my father

yutakun daddy issues

chefmoon fan behavior 🥴

markleeonardodicaprio guys help, haechan's digging through his closet for the slipper

potato NOT THE SLIPPER

a/n

did you guys listen to kick back?

if you didn't, DO IT

BRO LIKE BROOOOO

AND LISTEN TO ACTION FIGURE 😩💅

literally chef's kiss

also

please if you haven't already choose:

1.) sungtaro or nomin

2.) chensung or markhyuck

thank you for reading 🤍