NCT Oneshots

Tarochan

"Just slap a mistletoe on your forehead and bam y'all are boyfies."

"..."

"Chenle, I don't think it works that way." the taller spoke. Chenle scoffed, taking a mistletoe from the box, sticking it onto his head before facing Jisung.

"Kiss me, bitch." the youngest raised a brow.

"You're too short, I'm not even under the mistletoe." Jisung replied. Chenle shook his head before pouncing on the younger, causing him to fall on top him.

"Now kiss me." Jisung gave in, placing a kiss onto the smaller's lips. Chenle grinned, pulling away before looking back up to the older.

Sungchan shrugged. "I'm not as demanding as you, though."

"Then what are you gonna do? 22nd and 23rd wheel while the rest of us are smooching during Christmas?" Chenle spat, earning a flick on the head from Jisung. "Yah! That hurt!"

"Be nicer, Lele! Mans just nervous!"

"Man my ass, if he was a man, he would already be sneaking into Shotaro's stocking." Chenle retorted.

"What the fuck was that analogy."

"Just kiss him!"

"How??"

"I just told you! Slap a fucking mistletoe onto your-"

"That's stupid!"

"YOU'RE STUPID!"

Taeyong blinked as he walked into the living room, seeing the 3 youngest of the group bickering.

Chenle looked at the leader before pouting and pointing at Sungchan.

"Hyungie! Sungchannie said my idea was stupid!" he cried, causing the leader to sigh as he approached the kids.

Taeyong looked at the chinese before facing Jisung who just shook his head.

"What was your idea, Chenle?" Taeyong asked, gently ruffling his hair. Chenle frowned, looking up at the older with fake tears in his eyes.

"That Sungchannie will put mistletoe onto his forehead so Shotaro will have no choice but to kiss him."

Taeyong raised a brow, looking at Sungchan and then back at Chenle.

"Chenle, sweetheart, that's a really stupid idea."

The Chinese pouted, turning and burying himself into Jisung's chest.

Taeyong hummed, turning back to the taller.

"You and Shotaro, hm?"

Sungchan bit his lip nervously and nodded. Taeyong smiled softly, placing his hand onto the latter's shoulder.

"If it helps at all, the boy has been asking me to help him set up his Christmas tree, but I'm a little bit busy today, do you think you could do it? He's waiting at his dorm." the older spoke, giving the boy a grin.

"So I could help him set up the tree and then ask him out?"

"Or you can help him with the tree and then make out-"

"Chenle!"

"What? I'm giving good suggestions here!" Jisung carefully hushed down the smaller before looking up towards Sungchan.

"Just go meet your husband, I'm gonna make Chenle take a nap."

"I'm not a kid."

"Oh? So you don't want to cuddle?" the Chinese quickly widened his eyes as he shook his head, grabbing the younger's arm.