henry
who let this cat woman get another cat?
twenty
don't you DARE diSRESPECT leon like THATexposedabsat20
i will GLADLY take that catchenluh
wh
why is that your username?iamjeno
remember that day,chenluh
what day?jisunglee
chenluh
oh yeah, you embarrassed me infront of my parentsexposedabsat20
GUYS YOU SAID YOU'D KEEP THIS A SECRET FROM THE HYUNGSdodobird
I'M SORRY, MY SON DID WHAT?iamjeno
my husband gave the grass a show instead of preserving his bread for me onlyexposedabsat20
IT WAS HOT
DENIM AND SWEAT DO NOT MIXhenry
Jeno, your abs are great and all, but Ten is gonna become a furry if he keeps buying animals for the dorm.twenty
I'M THEIR FATHER HENDERY, CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?seizingopprotunities
guys, i just got a ticketanimalcrossingnoises
i-
Mark, you can't drive thoughseizingopportunities
yeah, but you know that electric razor scooter Jaehyun hyung got me for Christmas?jungyouknow
tae, before you whoop me off the planet, please know i only bought him the scooter so he'd go outside more, not so he can ride the singular scooter with haechan and jungwoo on the backanimalcrossingnoises
i'm sorry, you did what?seizingopprotunities
i ate the last brownieexposedabsat20
yeah he did, he also rode his scooter on the ride with haechan and jungwoo hyung.animalcrossingnoises
mother of the friend group who? idk her i'm retiring
@ i'madadnotmom i trust you with these gremlinsi'madadnotmom
i don't want them, i deal with Yangyang on a daily basis. not to mention the 3 animals ten keeps getting from his fur suittwenty
I AM NOT A FURRYxiaoxiao
you had a hissing battle with louis the other dayutah
winniemouseclubhouse
excuse me?utah
idk, ur cutewinniehouseclubhouse
okaytailtime
guys what the fuckjohnathan
when did grandpa start cursingtailtime
WHEN I LEARNED JENO AND JAEMIN DEBUTED IN NCT Uiamjeno
oh yeah, we're big boys nowexposedabsat20
I'm ready for baby don't stop 2.0iamjeno
hell yeahdodobird
i better not see yall grinding on one anotherjisunglee
oh they've definitely done that alreadyanimalcrossingnoises
YALL DID WHATexposedabsat20
I DID NO SUCH THING 😳✋lonjin
the whole dream dorm can disagree with that statementohyouarenana
nomin is canon yalluwuwu
hey guys i just got back from the police stationohyouarenana
wait whatexposedabsat20
jungwoo hyung thank you for taking the attention off of me, i'm going to have a talk on the rooftop with jisunguwuwu
okay?37.5viewersratings
blame Mark, he said we were gonna have a McDonald's dateseizingopprotunities
WE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN CAUGHT IF YOU DIDN'T ALMOST HAVE A FISTFIGHT WITH THE KAREN37.5viewersratings
SHE CALLED ME A BITCH SO I TOOK MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDSjohnathan
that's why you're my sonjungyouknow
is there anything else that happened today?xiaoxiao
Yangyang got himself stuck in a tire swingi'madadnotmom
and i wasn't informed?xiaoxiao
silence is a good thing every once in a whilei'madadnotmom
you have a pointtwenty
that's it
i'm getting a ferret and YALL CAN'T STOP MEhenry
FERRETS ARE FLUFFY LIZARDS TEN WHAT THE HELL
WHY WOULD YOU BUY A LIZARD WITH FURtwenty
I'M GONNA NAME IT SPIKEyinyang
GUYS I GOT OUT OF THE TIRESWINGxiaoxiao
WHAT? NO GO BACK
I WAS GONNA FINALLY TAKE A NAP WITH PEACE AND QUIETlonjin
idk which dreamy couple is at it rn but they do be being loud asf atmiamjeno
THEY ARE CHILDREN
SOMEONE STOP THEMjisunglee
I WAS TICKLING HIM, WE AREN'T AS BAD AS YOU AND FATHERiamjeno
*g A s P*
NO BAGUETTES FOR YOU TONIGHT YOUNG MANa/n what did i just write
YOU ARE READING
NCT Oneshots
FanfictionThe theme of the one shots go from utterly cute romantic asf to angst to pure clownery