(Basically the dreamies + yangyang, shotaro, and sungchan)
theogchan GUESS WHAT BITCHES
marcus what the fuck is your username
theogchan there's now TWO 'chans in our team and i wanna SIMPLIFY that I was the OG 🤩
lonjinbridgeisfallingdown simplify doesn't seem like the correct word for that sentence.
theogchan shut up long chin no one cares about your grammar police tendencies
hamster Chenle where are you
baobei with shotaro 🥰🥰
hamster I'm coming over
taromilktea haechannie, what were you saying?
theogchan OH YEAH SO 2CHAN YEAH I CLAIM OUR SHIP SAILED
marcus WHAT
hamster WHAT
yongyong DID I MISS SOMETHING?
daesang6daysafterdebut what
theogchan BECAUSE MARCUS
marcus because I?
theogchan iS CHEATING ON ME
marcus WITH WHO
ibleachedmybluehair johnny hyung
taromilktea yuta senpai
baobei no no, i'm pretty sure it was winwin ge
marcus WHEN WHERE AND HOW
jammin
marcus THATS JUST BROTHERLY LOVE HYUCKtheogchan FINE
theogchan THEN ME AND SUNGCHAN ARE JUST "BROTHERLY LOVE" RIGHT CHANNIE?
daesang6daysafterdebut aren't we all having brotherly love?
taromilktea that would be incest
baobei wait, who's dating?
ibleachedmybluehair bottoms, say i
lonjinbridgeisfallingdown i
jammin i
baobei i
hamster JENO WTFDYM CHENLE IS ONE OF YOUR BOTTOMS
ibleachedmybluehair i meant bottoms that i top, say i
baobei what? i thought we were talking about bunk beds. the person who tops the bottom is Jisung
taromilktea this-
hamster BUNK BEDS WE'RE TALKING BUNK BEDS
marcus I DIDNT SAY ANYHTING
hamster I BET YOU WERE THINKING SOMETHING, MARK
marcus LISTEN YOU LITTLE FUCKER
yongyong WHY ARE WE YELLING
theogchan THAT'S RIGHT JISUNG, TALK DOWN TO MARK, LOOK DOWN AT HIM, BE THE DISAPPOINTED ASIAN PARENT BECAUSE THEIR SON CHEATED ON HIS HUSBAND
marcus listen here you punk, when i was your age
hamster when i was your height
daesang6daysafterdebut pfft
marcus you become an adult in a month, you best believe that imma take you to the rooftop the moment the clock turns 00
hamster lol i have a sungchan
daesang6daysafterdebut what
hamster ARM STRENGTH BITCH
lonjinbridgeisfallingdown why is it so ✨aggressive✨
theogchan EVERYONE GANG UP AGAINST MARK
taromilktea mark hyung, i'm sorry but 00 liners follow orders
marcus WHAT
baobei MARK I LOVE YOU I WONT GANG UP AGAINST YOU
hamster Chenle, if you gang up against mark, I'll buy you hot pot
baobei so change of plans, mark hyung
marcus so we just gang gang 🤪🤙🤙?
theogchan no
yongyong watermelon kinda sus
jammin vote him out?
hamster hmmm
marcus I AM NO SUCH THING 😭✋
theogchan kicked marcus from the chat
daesang6daysafterdebut watermelon was ejected 🖐👁👄👁🖐
theogchan anywho ~~~~
theogchan sungchannie, let's go on a brotherly date
daesang6daysafterdebut oh, i'm making friendship bracelets with chenji and taro
theogchan ...
theogchan nvm 2chan doesn't exist, someone add mark back
a/n
GC CHAPTER BECAUSE IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE I WROTE ONE
SO ENJOY
QUESTION
IF I DID AN ALICE IN WONDERLAND KINDA ONESHOT (it'll be like 2-3 chapters like the xiaodery one or yangdery one i wrote)
WHICH SHIP WOULD YOU WANT IT TO BE?
TENWIN
YUMARK
PLEASE CHOOSE ONE THANK YOU
also thank you for reading 🤍
YOU ARE READING
NCT Oneshots
FanfictionThe theme of the one shots go from utterly cute romantic asf to angst to pure clownery