NCT Oneshots

Groupchat Dream

leejaemin OKAY EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S MY FAVORITE BOYFIE'S FUCKING BIRTHDAY

smileeyes there's a favorite?

leejaemin of course there's a favorite

daegalappa 你的生日快乐仁俊哥!

renjunis22now 谢谢宝贝❤

leejaemin what is that

smileeyes what is what

leejaemin WHY DID HE SEND A RED HEART TO THAT FUCKING TROLL

daegalappa WHAT DO YOU MEAN TROLL?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A CRUSTY ASS SUCKING WOODPECKER MOTHER FUCKER

leejaemin MARK HE CUSSED AT ME

simba A- why are you bringing me into this??

leejaemin YOU'RE THE OLDEST

simba AINT HE YOUR SON

2chanisrealmarkleftmeforyuta

since when did renjun have collar bones

smileeyes omg they photoshopped your collar bone?

pwarkdinorawr why would they photoshop his collar bones?

leejaemin don't tell him

daegalappa so that's what i heard last night

simba yo hyuck what is your username

2chanisrealmarkleftmeforyuta facts

pwarkdinorawr no but renjun hyung has been looking very attractive lately

daegalappa GUYS JISUNG'S HAVING HIS RENJUNSEXUAL AWAKENING ON HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY

leejaemin JISUNG YOU CAN'T HAVE THESE THOUGHTS ABOUT YOUR MOTHER'S SPOUSE

pwarkdinorawr EW WTF WHY'D YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT

smileeyes happy birthday injunnie, you're my favorite boyfriend too

leejaemin 🧍‍♂️

renjunis22now awe, bb you're my favorite

2chanisrealmarkleftmeforyuta #justiceforjaemin

simba #justiceforjaemin

pwarkdinorawr #justiceforjaemin

daegalappa he deserves it

leejaemin bitch i was trying to stay happy birthday to my boyfie

leejaemin jeno get over it, you'll be my favorite next month 🙄✋

daegalappa i want a boyfie, daegal needs a mom

2chanisrealmarkleftmeforyuta Jisung?

daegalappa i can't marry daegal's daughter, that's just wrong

simba someone air dropped me jyp's nudes

smileeyes 😀 what

leejaemin SARAH

renjunis22now sarah was finally home, caillou had missed her

daegalappa Caillou!! Knee how!

pwarkdinorawr *insert jeno 2 mins ago*

simba no seriously

2chanisrealmarkleftmeforyuta need proof

pwarkdinorawr has left the chat

leejaemin NO TAINTING THIS ALREADY UNHOLY GROUPCHAT LET'S JUST SING

renjunis22now happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday, happy birthday, i'm almost as old as markson himself

simba i am, 1 year older than you

2chanisrealmarkleftmeforyuta doesn't change the fact that you're old

a/n

I've been posting groupchats on here bc ✨writer's block✨ but I have some ideas

also

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RENJUN YOU'RE SO ETHEREAL I CANT ✨✨

THAT'S ALL

thank you for 50k reads !!

actually wait, no one answered this question my last chapter

chensung or markhyuck

right now it's tied, so i really just need a tie breaker lol

okay

thank you for reading 🤍