hipsdontlie lord please help me, my boyfriend is a hetero
marcus hyuck, i had my tongue down your throat like 2 mins ago
luhluh EW
hipsdontlie nct hetero line: jaeson, sushi, and now marcus leonardo 😔
woo(t) wait you're telling me, i am dating a hetero
woo(t) LUCAS
sashimi YOU'RE LITERALLY ON MY LAP
woo(t) SO? I SEE IT AS COMFY BUT YOU MIGHT SEE IT AS PLATONIC
sashimi IT'S NOT?
woo(t) talking back i see?
johnson lucas I kinda see it, mark literally calls yuta oppa and jaehyun, well he's straighter than his uncurved ass
jaeson ARE YOU CALLING ME FLAT
taeiltime UNCURVED ASS PLS
momof22 he's not wrong
jaeson that i'm straight or that I'm flat?
junie not you admitting to it 💀
momof22 both
jaeson gAsP I thought you loved me
momof22 eh, you're my other husband
jaeson who's the other??
dodobird idk about you, but tae makes me a bento before practice
jaeson HE GETS A BENTO???
momof22 YOU'RE STRAIGHT IT DOESNT MATTER TO YOU
jaeson HOW WOULD YOU KNOW I'M STRAIGHT?
luhluh
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NCT Oneshots
FanfictionThe theme of the one shots go from utterly cute romantic asf to angst to pure clownery