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The Pen of Wonders (Chapter 96)

Elsa: So now what...?

Anna: We put the rest of the food in the fridge.

Elsa: I told you we wouldn't eat it all. Plus, there's no room in the fridge.

Anna: That's where you come in!

Elsa: -sighs and makes the food cold- There we go. Now what?

Olaf: We should probably do something to rescue our friends.

Hans: That's a good idea. We have to help AK!

Meanwhile...

Kristoff: So we should probably try to escape.

Oaken: Hoo hoo! Are you one hundred percent positive that you don't want to buy my sun balm?

Kristoff: YES!

Oaken: ...:(

Kristoff: Don't give me that face!

Oaken: -pouty puppy face-

Kristoff: Look, I don't have any money anyway!

Oaken: I could set you up with a payment plan, ya?

Kristoff: -smacks his head on the bars-

Meanwhile...

Maleficent: So here we have it, ladies. The pen that controls everything that happens here!

Ursula: So... someone should probably test it out.

Maleficent: Fine. You and Cruella go test it out. I'll make up a plan for what we should do with it once we know it's full power. Queenie, keep watch.

Evil Queen: -mumbles- Please don't call me that.

Maleficent: Also, try not to play with it.

Cruella: Okie dokie lokie! -crosses her fingers behind her back-

Ursula: We'll go test the pen, now!

Five minutes later...

Cruella: So, we just write stuff, and it... happens?

Ursula: Yep. Pretty much.

Cruella: So, what do we write?

Ursula: Eh, something. (Anything in ** will be something written by them, K?)

Meanwhile...

Hans: *slaps himself the face* What the...?

Anna: Aw, don't take it out on yourself! We'll find Kristoff! It isn't your fault... I hope...

Hans: No, I didn't mean to do that. There was just this little voice in the back of my head that told me to do it.

Elsa: -steps back-

Olaf: -to the girls- He's crazy! I'll distract him while you run!

Anna: *slaps Hans* Hey!

Hans: Hey!

Anna: Oh, great! Now there's a voice in my head, too!

Elsa: I wonder if we're being possessed by Herobrine again or something?

Olaf: No, I thought we straightened him out.

Elsa: *starts making it snow*

Anna: Elsa, quit it!

Elsa: I can't! IT is making me!

Hans: This is weird! Even weirder than the time we were stuck in Minecraft.

Olaf: *starts shouting* I like warm hugs! I like warm hugs! *keeps repeating the phrase*

Anna: Uh oh. IT is stereotyping Olaf's personality!

Elsa: Whatever happens, don't blame me! *she randomly starts freezing everything*

Hans: As long as Edith doesn't come back, we're good.

Elsa: Don't say that!

Edith: *walks out of a closet* Sup, losers?

Anna: -slaps Hans- Oh, sorry, I just had to do that!

Hans: IT?

Anna: No, that was voluntary.

Hans: -.-

Edith: Let's get this party started! -randomly starts freezing stuff too-

Olaf: Ugh! I don't like warm hugs as long as I have to keep saying that! *hugs/ latches on to Anna's left leg*

Elsa: Whoever you are, IT, stop messing with us!

Anna: Olaf, get off! -tries to shake him off-

Hans: *picks up The Plant and throws it at Elsa* I'm sorry, Plant! I promise I'm not doing that voluntarily!

Elsa: -ducks, and the plant hits Edith in the face- Good hit, Plant!

Edith: *disappears*

Olaf: This is just getting weird.

Mickey Mouse: *pops out of nowhere* Well hi there Hans!

Hans: AH! MY WORST NIGHTMARE! THE MOUSE!

Anna: Seriously, that's you're worst nightmare? Mine is the one that I'm being chased by a giant cookie.

Mickey: You look mighty scared! If only there were somewhere for you to hide! *randomly eats Hans's tie and disappears*

Hans: That was my favorite tie. :(

Meanwhile...

Cruella: This is too grand!

Ursula: Okay, okay. We can't let Bossy Boots Maleficent catch us playing with this. We'll put it away... for now.

Cruella: -hides the pen in a fake book-