What The...? (Chapter 19)

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Anna: What happened? What do we do? How do we fix things-

Kristoff: -cuts her off- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down. We'll just ask my friends again! -they text the trolls again-

Grandpabbie: This is very strange magic. I'll be there soon. I'm going to have to open a portal to the restaurant, so it'll take about 30 minutes.

Olaf: Great!

Anna: Great?

Kristoff: Great... -sarcastically-

Anna: What do we do about everyone? Especially AK and Elsa!

Kristoff: Sit back and laugh. -laughs-

AK: So Hans, want to call me tonight? I mean, after the date.

Hans: Of course! And I'll call you tomorrow, and Tuesday, and Wednesday, and every day after! -the day is Monday-

Anna: Ugh.

Elsa: So, what do you want to eat?

Dave: Whatever you want!

Elsa: I'll have whatever you want!

Dave: No, I'll have what you want!

Olaf: So, did I ever tell you the story about...

Thirty minutes later...

Grandpabbie: I'm here!

Anna: FINALLY!!!! -AK and Hans have been flirting and just started to kiss ten seconds ago. Kristoff mimes throwing up when he sees. Grandpabbie removes the magic-

AK: Mmph! -she pulls out and smacks Hans- You pervert! What are you pulling here? -smacks him again- You're evil!!! -she storms home-

Hans: I don't know what happened but I loved it! She smacked me! Twice! -starts laughing like a little school girl-

Elsa: -walks away from Dave. Anna tells her what happened- Let us never speak of this again.

Grandpabbie: Now we know to never use magic in the modern world!

Later, in Arendelle...

AK: I can't get the taste out of my mouth! -shes brushed her teeth and rinsed four times-

Meanwhile...

Elsa: -she and Hans are privately talking in the dungeon- Don't ever try something like that when you're actually thinking or so help me I will freeze you do cold your great- grand children will shiver!

Hans: Uh... Okay...

AK: -walks in- Hey, whatcha doin?

Hans: Oh! Hey AK...

AK: If you ever try something like that for real, I will get my brother to stick his foot so far up your...

Elsa: Okay, that's enough AK! Good night! -AK slaps Hans again and stomps to bed. Hans rubs his face; it's starting to bruise-

Hans: Love hurts.

(AN: So true, Hans! Love hurts... I know because there's this boy that I like in my school but he has a girlfriend already and barely notices that I exist. I've been obsessed with him since I met him last year on the first day of 8th grade! :( PS I'm so excited for "Frozen Fever" in 2015! -fan girl scream- Yay!)

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