More Dares (Chapter 28)

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AK: So today, we have a few requests from our loyal readers! First, Kim dares Elsa to do algebra?

Elsa: What's that?

AK: It's a slightly complex mathematical concept which usually involves solving for a specific variable, typically x or y!

Anna: Aaah! Big words! They make my head explode!

Kristoff: Don't worry, Anna! Your head's not gonna explode on my watch!

Anna: :)

AK: Anyway... -assumes the position of "teacher." Everyone else sits around a table and AK stands at the head with a chalkboard and a pointer stick-

Two hours later...

AK: And that, dear students, is slope intercept form! -Anna, Kristoff, and Hans are asleep, and Elsa and Olaf are actually paying attention-

Olaf: So y= mx+ b?

AK: Yup!

Elsa: So that means Pi equals 3.141592 65.... -continues on for 500 digits-

AK: How did you know that?

Elsa: What did you think I did while I was locked in my room for 13 years?

AK: O_O Anyway, the answer?

Elsa: Oh! Right! m= 3, y=5.2, and x=1!

AK: Wow! You're better at algebra than me, and half the people I know!

Olaf : What's next?

AK: Oh, right! The other dares! Uhh, everyone wake up! -no one wakes up-

Elsa: I got this. Anna, chocolate!

Anna: -snaps awake- Where?

AK: Hans, Minecraft!

Hans: Minecraft? Where?

Olaf: Kristoff, uh... reindeer!

Kristoff: -snore-

Olaf: Drat! -Anna shakes him awake-

Kristoff: What? Yeah, okay.

AK: Next reader request... someone wants us to play hide and seek! I'll count, you all hide!

All: Yay! -AK counts to 100 while everyone else runs around the castle and hides- Ready or not, here I come! -she starts to look for people. First, she finds Anna, who was hiding in her chocolate stash closet-

Anna: How did you find me so fast?

AK: I figured you'd be hiding somewhere with chocolate!

Anna: Okay! -they run around looking for more people- Ooh! I know! Elsa, do you want to build a snowman? -silence-

AK: That gives me an idea... we'll look for a cold spot! - they find that a spare bedroom is unnaturally cold, and find Elsa hiding behind some curtains-

Elsa: Aww, you found me! Shoot! -they quickly find Kristoff, who hid in the kitchen cupboard, and Hans, who hid under AK's bed-

AK: Why did you hide under MY bed?

Hans: Uhh...

AK: Are you stalking me?

Hans: Uhh...

Anna: -awkwardly interrupts the stand off- Um, we still need to find Olaf!

AK: Alright... -gives Hans a look like "I catch you in here again and your dead," then they look for Olaf-

Two hours later...

Elsa: WHERE IS HE?

Kristoff: It's been about two hours! He's, like, the champion of hide and seek!

Anna: -she's sleeping in a chair and snores-

Hans: Where could he be?

AK: Olaf, do you want to build a snowman? -Olaf's butt runs out from underneath a china cabinet-

Elsa: Well, we found a third of him!

AK: That means the rest of Olaf is somewhere in this room. I mean, he can't get very far without his legs, right?

Hans: That's really smart! You're a genius, AK! -AK gives him a look-

Elsa: Anna, wake up! -she holds a piece of chocolate in front of Anna's face and she wakes up and grabs it- We found Olaf's bottom, so the rest of him's around this area! Help us look! -they find Olaf's torso under a pillow and his body runs up to the fireplace. They follow it and find his head stuck in the chimney-

Olaf: Hi there! -they affix his head to his body- Thank you! Now I'm perfect!

AK: Well, let's all get some rest. Tomorrow's a big day!

Kristoff: Why?

AK: Because tomorrow, I've invited two of the loyal readers to visit Arendelle!

Anna: Really? Are they bringing any chocolate?

AK: They might! I'm not really sure...

Anna/ Elsa: :(

Kristoff: You guys can always buy more chocolate!

Elsa: That's true... okay!

(AN: The next chapter will be longer, I promise! thanks for 400 reads! And all the comments... I deeply value everyone's feedback and opinions!)

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