Up the Mountain (Chapter 75)

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Jack: So, do you think we should follow them?

John: Maybe... I'm kinda busy here playing Minecraft...

Star: Yeah, we should probably follow them.

Holly: I vote for following.

Max: Well obviously we have to follow them! It sounds like AK's in danger!

Holly: John, you can stay here if you so desire.

John: Yes! I'm in the middle of fighting the Ender Dragon!

Jack: Okay, I can secure a ride. -he flies off and finds Bunny, who opens up a tunnel which opens up right of where everyone else is walking-

Bunny: -pops up- Hello!

Anna: -looks over- GAH! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!

Bunny: I'm not alone, mate! -Jack, Star, Holly, and Max climb out too-

Elsa: Jack! -hugs him-

AK: Star!

Anna: Holly!

Hans: -angrily- Max!

Max: Hans.

Hans: Max. -they look like they're gonna square off-

Max: Hans...

Olaf: OLAF!

Hans: Max.

Max: Hans.

AK: -steps between them- Okay, okay, you two boys can play later, but now let's keep walking, okay?

Hans: Fine.

Max: Fine.

Olaf: Olaf! -randomly hugs Bunny-

Bunny: Okay, okay, get off.

Later, while they're walking...

Holly: -dreamily stares at Hans-

Max: -dreamily stares at AK-

AK/ Star: -have conversation-

Hans: -plays PE Minecraft-

Kristoff: -talks to Sven-

Olaf: -hangs on to Bunny's leg-

Bunny: -is still trying to shake Olaf off-

Anna/ Elsa: -have conversation with Elsa randomly making pretty ice sculptures as they walk-

Hans: -gets text from John- (anything in parenthesis is a text)

(John: I'm bored. Beat the Ender Dragon 5 times)

(Hans: I can't beat him once. How'd you do it?)

(John: Full diamond armor, and 10 backup diamond swords)

(Hans: So that's what you're supposed to do with diamonds. I use them to make gifts for my sheep friends.)

(John: -face palm- Then how do you try to fight the Ender Dragon?)

(Hans: I wear my throwback Thursday leather armor and use my specialty weapon: My wooden sword and powerful fist!)

(John: That's it. When you get back from your adventure, I'm gonna de- noob you and all of your noob habits. You'll be a master, like me!)

(Hans: Yay! Wait, I gtg, we're here.)

(John: Bye)

Later, with the trolls...

Kristoff: -walks toward the trolls while everyone else stands in the back- Hey guys! I'm back! I know I haven't visited you all in a while, but I'm here now! Guys? Guys?

Max: -whispers- Is he talking to rocks?

Anna: No, they're his friends.

Max: ...?

AK: They're just really shy around new people.

Kristoff: Come on, we really need your help! You're making me look like a psychopath here, talking to rocks.

Olaf: Well, now I know that he isn't crazy, but if I didn't, I would say it again.

Kristoff: -smacks head off of a tree-

Anna: Um, guys, quit playing around!

Elsa: And it's me, the queen! -at Anna and Elsa's voices, the trolls pop to life-

Max: What the...? -dodges a random rolling troll-

Troll 1: Anna's back!

Troll 2: -gasp- The Queen!

Trolls: Your majesty! -bow-

Kristoff: Hey guys, it's nice to see you all, but we've got a problem.

Trolls: -turn and blink- Kristoff's home!

Troll 1: Kristoff's finally home!

Olaf: Kristoff's home!!!

Young Troll 1: -jumps on Kristoff- Did you and Anna come to get married?

Anna/ Kristoff: O.O Uh...

Anna: No, our friends need your help!

Troll 3: Well why not?

Troll 2: What's taking so long?

Kristoff: We're not...

Anna: Not yet...

AK: Still here, guys.

Hans: -to the younger trolls- Do any of you know how I can defeat the Ender Dragon?

Young Troll 2: What's the Ender Dragon?

Hans: -_- Never mind.

Max: Seriously? You can't defeat the Ender Dragon? It's simple.

Hans: It is not simple.

Elsa: Wow, those two are actually talking to each other and aren't fighting yet. Mark it on the calendar!

Max: Is too!

Hans: Is not.

Max: Is too!

Elsa: Never mind.

Hans: Is not! -they start to tussle-

AK: -notices them fighting- Okay boys, break it up!

Holly: I'll help you with that. -Holly grabs Hans and AK grabs Max and the two girls pull the two fighters apart-

AK: Calm down!

Kristoff: Anyway, where's Grandpabbie?

Troll 4: He's away on vacation!

Kristoff: ...where...?

Young Troll 2: Weasel Town!

Anna: You don't mean Weselton, do you?

Troll 3: Yeah, that's it!

All but trolls: UGH!

Later, in the castle...

Elsa: Okay, there's a small vessel prepared. We can take a group of five.

Olaf: We can draw straws to see who goes and who stays to watch over Arendelle. -they draw straws, and Elsa, AK, Max, Olaf, and Anna are picked to go-

Star: So that means Kristoff, Holly, John, Bunny, Jack, Hans and I will stay here. Did I miss anyone?

Olaf: I don't think so!

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