Random Frozen Story

Winter Battle (Chapter 38)

Anna: So we're going back to the fortress!

Elsa: Yeah.

North: How are things down there?

Bunny: -pops up from random hole- It's warm underground. You all should have gone my way! -there's a massive snowstorm following them up the mountain because of AK and another one moving down the mountain because of BDM-

Jack: We're good! It's fine out here!

Tooth: Suit yourself! -they disappear in the hole again-

Meanwhile...

BDM: The snow fort! It's mine! -he opens the doors to find Hans pacing inside, muttering gullible-

Hans: -looks up at BDM- Oh, hey BDM. Is the machine fixed yet? Wait, what happened to your hair?

BDM: Hans? I thought you were... never mind. -makes an ice prison around Hans-

Hans: Hey!

BDM: Now I have a hostage! MWA HA HA HA HA!!! -it starts to snow harder-

Meanwhile...

Star: So what's the plan once we get there?

Kim: We plan, we get there, and all chaos breaks loose.

Twilight: So we're not planning?

Kim: We'll probably have a better chance of success if we go in and plan as we go. -AK wakes up-

AK: What's going on? Did we fix the winter?

Flutter: Not exactly...

AK: Oh... -her phone dings- Hey! I got a text from BDM. He says that Hans is alive!

All: Really!

AK: Yes! Yay! -it stops snowing because she's happy. She reads the second half of the text- Uh oh.

Kristoff: What?

AK: He's also holding Hans hostage against us. -it starts to snow again-

Twilight: So what's the plan?

Kim: NO PLANS!!!

A few hours later...

Anna: Well, here we are...

Tooth: Where are all the defenses and stuff?

AK: I built this fortress, so I know where all the traps are. -she makes a scale map out of ice and points out the various defenses- There are traps here, here, here, here, there, here, over there, big one here, there, a few over here, here, here, here, there, and a couple here. Oh, and there are also traps here, here, there, there, and maybe a few here. And BDM probably made some snow monster guards. This fortress is armed up to the teeth!

Tooth: I'm the tooth fairy! I can defeat some teeth!

Jack: That was a figure of speech, Tooth.

AK: So you guys will storm the fortress... -she creates ice armor and helmets for everyone-

Olaf: Ooh! Sparkly!

AK: ...And I'll go around the back to confront BDM snow to snow! I'll need one volunteer to go with me as a backup guard.

Flutter: Ooh! Ooh! I volunteer!

AK: Okay then!

Flutter: So I'm kinda like your sidekick?

AK: Uh... sure! -she makes a matching cape for Flutter-

Kim: But I thought we weren't making a plan!