Weselton (Chapter 76)

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Holly: So... what now?

Hans: Minecraft.

Holly: Okay...

John: Hans, it's time that I teach you how to not be a noob.

Hans: Ooh! Sounds fun!

Meanwhile, on the ship...

Anna: Are we there yet?

Elsa: The last 20 times you asked, the answer was no. And it still is.

AK: This is kinda boring. I wonder what they're doing in Arendelle.

Meanwhile, in Arendelle...

Kristoff: -watches Batman-

Hans: -plays Minecraft-

John: -tries to teach Hans how to play Minecraft-

Star: -reads a book-

Holly: -watches Hans play Minecraft-

John: So, Hans, you found some diamonds. What are you gonna do now?

Hans: Mine them!

John: With what?

Hans: A wooden pickaxe!

John: -to himself- This is worse than I feared. No, you're gonna use your iron pickaxe.

Hans: Make a gift for the sheep!

John: Wrong answer.

Hans: Make a gift for my pig brother?

John: -face palm- Wrong again.

Hans: Make a gift for my pet cow?

John: NO GIFTS FOR ANY ANIMALS OF ANY KINDS! You're gonna make some armor and a sword or pickaxe.

Hans: That sounds boring.

All but Hans: -face palm-

Meanwhile...

Anna: Are we there YET?!

Elsa: The last 50 times you asked, the answer was no. This time, it's actually yes!

Olaf: Yay! We can get off the ship now!

AK: -pulls her jacket closer around herself and starts to shiver a bit-

Max: Are you cold?

AK: A bit.

Elsa: Everyone off the ship! The quicker we find Grandpabbie and get out of this place, the better.

Anna: I just hope we don't run into...

Duke: A trade ship from... Arendelle?

Anna: Never mind.

Duke: The Princess! And the queen... AAH! Monster!

Olaf: -gives Duke a warm hug-

Anna: -punches Duke-

Elsa: -freezes Duke's hand to the dock post-

Everyone but Duke: -run-

Max: So, what's the plan?

Olaf: Find Grandpabbie, ask him about AK, then get out of here.

Max: Couldn't you just Skype him or something?

Elsa: That... would have been a good idea. Why didn't you think if that before we came all this way?!

Max: -shrugs-

Anna: Should we ask around for Grandpabbie?

AK: Yeah, how would t- that sound? "Hey there random citizen, h- have you seen an old rock rolling by?"

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