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WD Part 4, Hyrule (Chapter 52)

Star: Alright, we need to be one step ahead of the VL this time.
Link: I have data analysis! According to the moon phase, the SAS theorem of congruence, and Newton's third law of motion, They will strike next in... -moves some beads on an abacus- Hyrule! Wait, that's my place! HERO LEAGUE, PREPARE FOR A COUNTER ATTACK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
Elsa: This is our chance to rescue AK and Hans! (The HL thinks that Hans and AK were captured by the VL)

Meanwhile...

Hans: What's that sound? -they're stationed in the Forest Temple (FYI I've only played Ocarina of Time 3D)-
AK: You idiot! Someone's knocking on the door. -Zombie opens the door-
BDM: Hi there! Can I come in?
Zombie: No.
AK: Hold on, let him in. What do you want, BDM?
BDM: I heard of your latest conquest for world domination and saw the ad on a YouTube video that you need recruits, so.... PERMISSION TO ENTER, MA'AM! -salutes-
AK: Permission granted. And talk to Ganon. He's in charge today, seeing as we're in his dimension. We have a different leader, like, every chapter.
A few minutes later....
Ganon: Well of course you can join, boy! You have a lot of potential! We usually have to force new recruits via evil spells. -he indicates to AK's green eyes and AK waves-

Meanwhile...

Link: There's the enemy base! -the HL is stationed in the Lost Woods-
Anna: Okay, we need to devise a well thought out plan....
Link: IM COMING TO GET YOU GANON!!!! -charges in a window-
Anna: Never mind.

Meanwhile...

Maleficent: So what are we waiting for? We know where the enemy base is. I say we attack! -the supposed to be camouflaged base is a bright red tent with a leaf taped to it-
Gale: We should launch some kind of weapon to flush them out of hiding. -on cue, Link busts into a window swinging his sword-
Link: DO YOU LIKE MY SWORD SWORD SWORD?
Hans: You're a Tobuscus fan too?
Link: Yeah, why?
Ganon: Arrest that foolish boy! -Edith makes ice chains around Link and throws him in the dungeon-
Link: Dang it.
Voldemort: HYRULE IS OURS! NEXT, HOGWARTS AND THE WIZARDING WORLD!!!
BDM: Hang on guys, before we leave I need to, uh, go to the bathroom! Yeah, be right back!
Snow: Make it quick.
BDM: Of course. -he runs outside to the HL base-
Kristoff: YOU!
Elsa: What are you doing here?!
BDM: First thing first, I'll talk if you promise not to kill or hurt me.
Ron: Fine.
BDM: Okay. I was working for the VL but then, about five minutes ago, I discovered that they are the "bad guys" in this chapter.
Harry: And? -he has his wand pointed at BDM's throat-
BDM: And I discovered that they took over Equestria, and NO ONE messes with Equestria on my watch!
Elsa: And?
BDM: So I'm going back to them in about thirty seconds, but I want to be a good guy spy and pretend to be with them, but be secretly loyal to you guys!
Hermione: Sounds promising, but first make the Unbreakable Vow and promise you won't double cross us or lie to us!
BDM: Fine. -he makes the Vow with Hermione- TIME TO DO SOME SPYING!

(Apparently our hotel does have wifi. HUZZAH!!! So I'm not out of the loop anymore! It turns out my cousins are Percy Jackson and MLP fans!)