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Training Another Wizard (Chapter 82)

Jack: -lands in a small empty cabin- What now?

Olaf: I'm gonna train you to be a wizard just like me!

Meanwhile...

BDM: So, Elsa, how does it feel to not be queen anymore?

Elsa: No comment.

Anna: Are you really a wizard?

BDM: Do I look like a wizard to you?

Hans: Uh...

BDM: Don't answer that. No, I am not a wizard. These suits of armor are robots. This "wand", as you called it, is a remote, the outfit a series of electric configurations and technology.

Hans: So you're the Computer Wizard?

BDM: -_- No. I'm the King of Arendelle.

Meanwhile, Olaf and Jack still think that BDM's a wizard, and Olaf's convinced that the only way to reclaim Arendelle is to train Jack to be a wizard too.

Olaf: The first thing that every wizard needs is his wand, hat, and cool outfit!

Jack: So, -picks up a stick off the ground, puts on a baseball cap, and wraps a towel around his shoulders- Does this count?

Olaf: Hmm... it'll have to do for now. Next, you have to learn some spells!

Three hours later...

Jack: -manages to levitate a feather one centimeter before it falls again-

Olaf: I don't think you're cut out for this. You need to focus! And as Guardian of Fun, you have serious ADHD issues.

Jack: I can't focus! I'm hungry and tired and there's a weird colored bird outside the window.

Olaf: -face palm- Is there anything that you would give your unwavering focus?

Jack: Elsa.

Olaf: Wait one second! -pulls out a poster of Elsa and stands behind it, then speaks in a crappy imitation of her voice- Hi, I'm Elsa and I like warm hugs! You need to focus on what I'm saying!

Jack: Ooh, pretty bird... -looks up at the poster- Wait, what? I mean, okay Elsa! I'll listen to everything!

Olaf: FOCUS!

Jack: Wait, are you Olaf?

Olaf: Maybe... -whispering- My cover has been blown! -knocks out Jack and blindfolds him, then sits him in a chair as he wakes up-

Jack: -wakes up- What just happened?

Olaf: Nothing. -in the Batman voice-

Jack: Wait, who are you?

Olaf: ...Your conscience.

Jack: I thought my you sounded like Taylor Swift and spoke to me EVERY night in my dreams.

Olaf: O.O Uh...

Meanwhile...

AK: -sitting in the corner of the cell and belting- LET ME GO! LET ME GO! CAN'T HOLD ME BACK ANYMORE! LET ME GO, LET ME GO! GO AHEAD AND OPEN THE DOOR! HERE I SING AND I WON'T STOP, TIL YOU OPEN THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!

Hans: THIS CELL NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY!

Anna: Wait, you like it here?!

Hans: I've been here so many times... This cell is like my brother. I LOVE YOU, CELL! -pats the bench lovingly-

Kristoff: Well, I guess there's nothing better to do than play Fun Run.

Hans: You're on!

Meanwhile...