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Fifth Annual Convention of Evil (Chapter 48)

Hans: Guess what day it is!
Olaf: Hump Day?
Hans: No...
AK: International Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Hans: No...
Anna: Grandparents Day?
Hans: No...
Kristoff: Be Nice to Pigeons Day?
Hans: No...
Elsa: Your Birthday?
Hans: Not even close! Today's the Fifth Annual Convention of Evil! (ACE)
AK: Okay...
Hans: I have two tickets! Who wants to come?
All but Hans: ... -cricket sounds in the background-
Hans: Come on! I know you all can't come, but let's not all jump at once.
Elsa: Well, the truth is...
Hans: I know! I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10.
Olaf: 4!
Kristoff: 7!
Anna: 2!
Elsa: Pi!
AK: 10!
Hans: Congratulations AK! You get to come with me to the ACE!
AK: O_O

Later, at the Fifth ACE...

Pitch: Hello fellow villains! -they're all sitting around a round table like in therapy groups, and around the table are various booths and tables advertising different types of evil. Those present are Pitch, Hans, AK, Ganon, Creeper, Zombie, Maleficent, Edith, King Candy, Voldemort, and President Snow, and Lord Tirek-
Everyone else but AK: Hi Pitch!
Pitch: We are gathered here today for the fifth time in as many years. So now is the time for action!
All but AK: Yeah!!!
Pitch: We have talked about world domination for years now, and it is time for action!
Candy: It's time to take back our kingdoms!
Edith/ Hans: Arendelle!
Voldemort: Hogwarts!
Maleficent: Disney!
Pitch: The children!
Snow: Panem!
Creeper/ Zombie: Minecraft!
Tirek: Equestria!
Candy: The Arcade!
Ganon: Hyrule!
AK: Why am I here again?
Pitch: AK, wouldn't you like to join us in world domination?
AK: That's tempting, but... polite pass.
Snow: But no one must know our plans! We shall dispose of her so she may not tell anyone!
Hans: No! We're not hurting her! -he steps defensively in front of AK-
Maleficent: I have a better idea.
Candy: What?
Maleficent: We put her under a spell and use her as a valuable ally!
Edith: How is she valuable?
AK: Still here guys.
Pitch: She's the one writing this, so if she's on our side, the story will end in our favor!
Voldemort: That's genius!
Tirek: Agreed.
AK: This is my cue to run!
Maleficent: Oh no you don't! -Edith makes ice chains around AK-
AK: Dang it. Wait, before you enchant me, I have something to declare.
Ganon: Let's hear it then.
AK: Hans, this is entirely your fault.
Hans: Anything else?
AK: I hate you.
Hans: I get that a lot.
Voldemort: Can we just get on with it now? -Maleficent casts an evil spell on AK, making her gray eyes turn green-
AK: Let's go conquer the world! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
(Yes, you all get a cliffhanger! Please don't hurt me!!!)