Random Frozen Story

Diaries (Chapter 65)

(All the POV's for now will be simultaneous) Anna: -opens her desk drawer- HEY! Where's my diary at?

Elsa: -searches under her pillow- What the...? OKAY, WHERE IS MY DIARY?!

Kristoff: -digs through Sven's hay- Wait, where is it? Sven, where's my Dia- journal?!

Hans: -looks through his laundry hamper- DIARY! WHERE ARE YOU?!

AK: -looks in an old shoebox under her bed- WHERE IS IT?! IF ANYONE READS MY PRIVATE THOUGHTS... MY LIFE IS OVER!!!

Meanwhile...

Olaf: -sitting in his room with the door locked, he opens his backpack and pulls out everyone's diaries - I've always wanted to keep a diary, but I don't know how to write one. Let's see if I can get any ideas from these! -humming, he sits down in his favorite chair- I'll start with Hans! Hmm... that's an odd cover. -it's pink and glittery with big cursive purple letters, "My Top Secret Sweet Secret Diary Pal"
(All of these entries are the most recent, by the way.)

~Hans's Diary~

Dear diary, today was an awesome day! I played Minecraft with John for five hours straight, and I only died 27 times, and only started a forest fire once! I looked through a catalog, and I've decided that I want an Easy Bake Oven and Frozen: Deluxe Sing Along Edition" from Santa Claus, aka North! I'm gmailing him my letter tonight. The Christmas Formal is in less than two weeks, and I'm gonna ask AK to be my date! I just don't low how to do it though! I'm really nervous because she slaps me every time I try to ask her out, and sometimes Elsa freezes my hand to the wall. But, I'll never give up! Well diary, I've got to go play some more Minecraft now, so talk to you whenever I get the chance!

Olaf: Well, that was complete garbage! I'll try to get ideas from Anna next! Hmm... -Anna's diary is a modest leather book with weird doodles all over it and chocolate stains-

~Anna's Diary~

I had a very interesting day! Kristoff took me ice harvesting, and I got an entire piece of ice! Then we visited the trolls, then Elsa tried to teach me how to ice skate again, but I fell into a wall. Then, we ate chocolate! I had a pretty good day! Now, I'm gonna go take a shower to wash the chocolate out of my hair. Toodles, diary, until next time!

Olaf: Well, that was better than Hans's diary. I'll read Kristoff's next! -Kristoff's diary is a small book with a red velvet cover, and a brass nameplate, "Private Property of Kristoff and/ or Sven"-

~Kristoff's Journal~

Hey there, book. The Christmas Formal is going to be this Friday, and I need to buy a tux. Obviously, Anna's gonna be my date. Wow, that girl is amazing! I hope we'll never have to separate! I took her to visit my friends, and they didn't embarrass me too much this time. Well, I'm gonna hit the hay, so bye for now!

Olaf: Well, I'm starting to get some ideas! I'll read Elsa's next! -it's a light blue notebook with hearts drawn all over it and "I heart Jack", "Mrs. Elsa Frost", and "Elsa+ Jack" written all over it- Elsa must really like Jack Frost!

~Elsa's Diary~

Dear diary, today was an amazing day! I visited Jack, and we tried to have a snowball fight, and neither of us could win! Then he asked me to be his date to the Christmas Formal, and I obviously said yes! Now I only need to get a dress. AK, Anna, and I are going dress shopping soon, and we're getting our hair and nails done together too! It's going to be "snow" much fun!

Olaf: Aww, I wanna go too! Well, now only AK's is left! What's written here? -AK's diary is a basic black composition book, and on the inside cover, it's written, "Read at your own risk. The insane thoughts within this book are crazy enough to make your brains explode. Your eyes will not be able to process this. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!"-

~AK's diary~

(What everyone else sees) Cnhsicngejfkfiwossueodhddikcdjdoccjhsidkfdheiodbjdosjdhdofkfbdjdodbdjdodbdudkfhdidodsuwksndodkdbdjdkfbdjdosnsiapwywoqoqpqmxbnxsjodgxnwhowqijdhdlwmdvdiodbdfjjcopkwuwhjfncxjxkkqoqpwplaiybfcjfbjeiqpqkncuvcndbioqlsjabdbdnkvkvplokuyvfsqwwrtqwrtyfvurbvghvjjcnkxishskxodkcvxsiaoahoajbssjudhbdjcjdhxxjkshdiajqjsosjdkwoqpsjgdkchdiwjsufjndhfjfndinfiqodosnwuxnsnzkidhwhkdwioejgjfkdigkfh

AK: -knocks on the door- Olaf, are you in there?

Olaf: -opens the door- What's up, AK?

AK: -gasp- YOU TOOK MY DIARY!

Olaf: I can't read it though.

AK: I'll read it to you.

(What AK sees, because, like the book said, your eyes can't process her thoughts as anything but chaos)

~AK's diary~

I am so confused! There's a boy at my school called Max, and his body language is indicating without a doubt that he likes me, and he keeps randomly complimenting me, but other times, he ignores me. I do kinda like him back, but WHY IS LIFE CONFUSING?! The Christmas Formal is this week, so I hope he asks me soon!

AK: This is our secret, alright, Olaf? Don't tell any living soul!

Olaf: Okay! -runs off to find a notebook. He finds a zebra print one- Time to start my own diary!

~Olaf's diary~

Dear Diary, today I read everyone else's diaries and got ideas for this book! so, here it is... MINECRAFT DRESSES TROLLS JACK FROST SVEN CHRISTMAS FORMAL MAX! There we go! The end for now!

Later that day, in Hans's room...

Olaf: Hey Hans!

Hans: What?

Olaf: Can I tell you something about AK? She said I couldn't tell a living soul, but you don't have a soul, so...

Hans: -out loud- I do too have a soul... Wait... -thinking to himself- If I tell him I don't have a soul, I can find out AK's secret! -out loud - Fine, I don't have a soul. Now tell me!

Olaf: AK has a crush on this guy called Max and she is 90% sure he likes her back!

Hans: What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Meanwhile, in the parlor...

Anna: What was that?

Elsa: Hans.

Kristoff: What's wrong with him?

AK: His house probably got burned down again by accident.

Anna: Or his pet cow died.

Meanwhile, in Hans's room...

Hans: ...OOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Olaf: Are you done screaming yet?

Hans: I think so. Wait, I have a plan! Snowman, you can't tell anyone!

Olaf: Cross my heart and hope to melt, wrap myself in a reindeer pelt!

Hans: Okay... My plan is either,

A) convince AK to like me

B) sabotage them

C) capture Max until the Christmas Formal is over

Hans: I'll go with C!

Olaf: Wow, you really don't have a soul!

Hans: -____-